Parked in the works carpark is a Black LR Freelander (52 plate)

The problem is...the rear passenger tyre is flat....

Do I:

1: Tell the owner and get thanks for doing so.

2. Leave and let the filthy Nedflander owner fix there own puncture...

3. Remove tacks left by wheel and hope no one saw me.

4. Watch from office window and laugh with colleagues as they try and change the tyre.

5. Drive off home tonight and think I might pass them at side of road awaiting recovery..

Or add your own....

Any suggestions or advise.

6. Point them in the direction of a T180 owner who wants rid of the run flat system

7. let the other 3 tyres down, then offer her/him a lift in your Rav.. after 10 mins driving in your car he/she will realise the error of there ways + will offer the Nedflander up for scrappage + buy a Rav.. If you were local I,d leave her/him stranded then phone me for a cab, I need every fare i can get at the Mo Stew

I'm sure you are a gentleman so it will be no. 1.

Actually forgot...because..

8. In meeting and car gone by time your free....

9. stay well away as you would a condemed building
10. remind him that parking in oil leaks will rot his tyres
11. assume there is nothing wrong with the tyre but the original LR air inside it is faulty
12. remind him that he could trade up to a 10k Tata for his LR and 11k.
13. ask him if he knew about the licensing agreement between LR and Nimrod
14. advise him that Tesco now have a LR skip but as of yet have not found anyone who is willing to process the waste
15. remind him not to leave the windows down at Tesco or shoppers may fill it with plastic bottles
16. tell him that the other 3 tyres are worth about £150 and that if he trades it in under the government scrappage scheme he qualifies for about £150 discount on any car
17. tell him that shoppers depositing bottles in the open windows at Tesco may claim for oil on their shoes
18. remind him that under the government scrappage scheme he can only trade the tyres in if he first removes the LR from them
19. tell him how impressed you are with the flat tyre
20. offer to phone Massey Furguson roadside assistance
21. tell him to check if it was date stamped as if it wasn't it may be worth 20p.
22. tell him that if it was date stamped it definitely won't be worth 20p
23. sympathise about the tyre and make him feel better by telling him the price of oil has come down
24. tell him not to bother with the LR skip at Tesco as it is always full
25. remind him he will need a digibox if he wants it to work after the switchover
26. remind him that the aerial will need a new LR after the switchover
27. tell him that LR have announced that they hope eventually to equal the reliabilty of their licensees

28. Offer to fit chrome twin exhausts...all barrows should have strong handles.

Big Kev (oh, the banter...)

Arrrr thanks fellas for all the kind comments and other items to add to the list (Anchorman you need to see a shrink about your denial of LR Nedflanders ).......

I'm going to do a raffle later today....see what comes up....

Saucer of milk for Anchorman

Went to Sth Wales recently for a short break, stayed in a lovely cottage however this was the view we woke up to every morning Anchs would have been suicidal

Another dead LR then.
From the grass growing underneath it would appear that they couldn't even be bothered to tow it away

I bet it kept the birds off the crops

have to say that neither of the two I had actually broke down. And the V6 gave those little boy racer

sh^ts a fright at the lights.

Yea but I bet it gave you the same feeling filling it up again down the road after the red light grand prix....

Any how... an update....On leaving work on Friday...there was a yellow van parked behind the nedflader....guess where this is going..... Yep Mr AA had to help....I left chuckling to myself.....