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I win :toast: I had a bet with myself that you would be the 1st to comment :lol2:

If Santa brings her, I'll send you the video in a plain brown envelope. :rolleyes:

I was going to say "if she comes" but I thought better of it for some reason :unsure:

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I win :toast: I had a bet with myself that you would be the 1st to comment :lol2:

If Santa brings her, I'll send you the video in a plain brown envelope. :rolleyes:

I was going to say "if she comes" but I thought better of it for some reason :unsure:

I get the Jizz, sorry gist of the idea

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Oh that is such old hat :yes:

Such an android was first created in 1955.... I flippin' married her :blink:

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Does the mouth work then :censor:

Yes.... thankfully my ears don't work too well anymore :blink:

So what did you expect me to say in reply ;) :lol:

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Does the mouth work then :censor:

Yes.... thankfully my ears don't work too well anymore :blink:

So what did you expect me to say in reply ;) :lol:

I once mentioned to my Doc [Lady} that there were several women, she is one, whom I cannot hear at all :lol:

She replied that it comes with age :( Ladies cannot hear what some men are saying & vice versa. She said it was a natural process to promote Marital harmony. :rolleyes:

It is great to have a Doc with a sense of humour. The other view of that is that they have louder fights :lol:

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I reread the article & noticed a bit I had overlooked :(

She is powered from a nearby Air compressor :o

I think that I will e-mail the Professor who designed her & tell him that I have the solution :thumbsup:

Feed her on a diet of beans & away she goes, totally independent. An exhaust in the normal place will act a pressure release :lol2:

My genius goes unacclaimed :rolleyes:

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....She is powered from a nearby Air compressor :o....

If this was a male android I wonder where the air would come from :rolleyes:

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I once purchased a blow up doll but it kept deflating.

So I took it back to the shop and said " This doll I bought keeps going down on me"

The salesman replied " Oh right, then that will be another £ 200.00"

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I once purchased a blow up doll but it kept deflating.

So I took it back to the shop and said " This doll I bought keeps going down on me"

The salesman replied " Oh right, then that will be another £ 200.00"

Brilliant :thumbsup:

For once I'm lost for words :shutit: There is no comeback to that :lol2:

:oops: Was that badly phrased ? :unsure:

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I once purchased a blow up doll but it kept deflating.

So I took it back to the shop and said " This doll I bought keeps going down on me"

The salesman replied " Oh right, then that will be another £ 200.00"

:lol: :lol: That's pretty damn good!

That's provided me with some entertainment. Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

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.... Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

Now I am really upset with you :angry:

Don't encourage him please.... he does enough without encouragement :rolleyes: ;) :lol:

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.... Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

Now I am really upset with you :angry:

Don't encourage him please.... he does enough without encouragement :rolleyes: ;) :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sorry! But it was very good :(

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.... Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

Now I am really upset with you :angry:

Don't encourage him please.... he does enough without encouragement :rolleyes: ;) :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sorry! But it was very good :(

As it is commanded, so has it been done :lol:

Not terrific though :( I rely on friends for good ones & haven't had any that could be posted recently :rolleyes:

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.... Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

Now I am really upset with you :angry:

Don't encourage him please.... he does enough without encouragement :rolleyes: ;) :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sorry! But it was very good :(

As it is commanded, so has it been done :lol:

Not terrific though :( I rely on friends for good ones & haven't had any that could be posted recently :rolleyes:

ha no problem, they were pretty good, more entertaining than painting my room....

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