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Big Kev
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I depressed my clutch today.....I told it David Cameron had been made Prime Minister after all.

It cheered up a bit when I told it Big Gordie was back in Scotland, nearly unemployed.

Big Kev :lol::lol::lol:

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I bet your clutch fuids heart bled for Gord. Me personally............ I'm for putting about another 200 courses of brick on Had's wall to keep the bggr up there. :thumbsup:

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Or better still live in the isle of Man, we were an Election-free zone ( ours are next year!!!!!!. No political parties just vote for Individuals

WE even get the famous Chef Kevin Woodford trying to become an MHK

Regards Manxrav

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I think you are CLUTCHING at straws on this about G.B.being THRUST out of No 10 as this will have little BEARING on the ENGAGING of the man (or woman) in the street.(bit of PC there)

He looked to me as if he was BURNT OUT and suffering from SLIP, due to the PRESSURE on his PLATE, maintaining DRIVE due to FRICTION in the STEERING of the party line

I know,I know too much time on my hands

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I think you are CLUTCHING at straws on this about G.B.being THRUST out of No 10 as this will have little BEARING on the ENGAGING of the man (or woman) in the street.(bit of PC there)

He looked to me as if he was BURNT OUT and suffering from SLIP, due to the PRESSURE on his PLATE, maintaining DRIVE due to FRICTION in the STEERING of the party line

I know,I know too much time on my hands

Anybody got a scalpel handy.....ma wrists are itchy after reading Crofter's Ramblings.....

Big Kev :eek:

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Big Kev

After all my straining of the old grey matter, thats offended my literary creativity.

Shame on you

Anyway,I thought you,a big hairy scotsman would use your claymore or dirk.

You big softy :yahoo::yahoo:

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I think you are CLUTCHING at straws on this about G.B.being THRUST out of No 10 as this will have little BEARING on the ENGAGING of the man (or woman) in the street.(bit of PC there)

He looked to me as if he was BURNT OUT and suffering from SLIP, due to the PRESSURE on his PLATE, maintaining DRIVE due to FRICTION in the STEERING of the party line

I know,I know too much time on my hands

Not to mention of course the dreaded PMF (prime ministerial failure) :thumbsup: Stew

bet he will retyre to some little one eyed town in Scotland :eek:

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I think you are CLUTCHING at straws on this about G.B.being THRUST out of No 10 as this will have little BEARING on the ENGAGING of the man (or woman) in the street.(bit of PC there)

He looked to me as if he was BURNT OUT and suffering from SLIP, due to the PRESSURE on his PLATE, maintaining DRIVE due to FRICTION in the STEERING of the party line

I know,I know too much time on my hands

Not to mention of course the dreaded PMF (prime ministerial failure) :thumbsup: Stew

bet he will retyre to some little one eyed town in Scotland :eek:

Bet he will be in the "Other Place" as MP's call it as Lord *&!!£$ before too long.

Someone upset me last Sat saying " Did I enjoy canvassing for a political party for the two weeks before the election" Just because I am a local Parish Councilor as an Independant, by the way, I must say the whole election process went on far too long and no way would I canvass for any party!

More interestingly my T180 which had the engine out to reseal the timing cover and sump a few weeks ago seems to be running much quieter and is more smooth - might just be that diesel that Anchorman uses but the price is horrific but am now averaging around 38/39 mpg and up to 40mpg on longer runs (OBC reading) now over many miles.

Guy

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I think you are CLUTCHING at straws on this about G.B.being THRUST out of No 10 as this will have little BEARING on the ENGAGING of the man (or woman) in the street.(bit of PC there)

He looked to me as if he was BURNT OUT and suffering from SLIP, due to the PRESSURE on his PLATE, maintaining DRIVE due to FRICTION in the STEERING of the party line

I know,I know too much time on my hands

Not to mention of course the dreaded PMF (prime ministerial failure) :thumbsup: Stew

bet he will retyre to some little one eyed town in Scotland :eek:

Bet he will be in the "Other Place" as MP's call it as Lord *&!!£$ before too long.

Someone upset me last Sat saying " Did I enjoy canvassing for a political party for the two weeks before the election" Just because I am a local Parish Councilor as an Independant, by the way, I must say the whole election process went on far too long and no way would I canvass for any party!

More interestingly my T180 which had the engine out to reseal the timing cover and sump a few weeks ago seems to be running much quieter and is more smooth - might just be that diesel that Anchorman uses but the price is horrific but am now averaging around 38/39 mpg and up to 40mpg on longer runs (OBC reading) now over many miles.

Guy

Watcha Guyster,

Yep....£1.27 a litre up here. I joked with the girl at Shell that it's no more "open the till" when a station is robbed....it's "geez the keys tae yer diesel pump, hen"

Still, if you continue to reverse into telegraph poles, IT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE IN FUEL....THE CAR WILL BE IN THE SHODYBOP GETTING FIXED !!! :lol::lol::lol:

Big Kev

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