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#1 acetip

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 09:59 AM

Drove the wifes little Hyundai to get the tank topped up for weekend,decided which order to try the local garages in if there was any shortages of supply.went first to Sainsburys which ive never used before and was in luck as most ofthe cars there had their filler caps on the offside where the wifes car is on the near side so only had to wait while the two cars in front of me had already filled up and were in the shop paying for their fuel. they were right out of diesel.we wanted unleaded.
Then went to the Chemist for the wifes stuff,when quieing to get back on the main road from the car park (free in our town) there was a loud bang on the cars roof,thought at first someone had bang the roof witha hand but no one was near the car,then thought something hand fallen from one of the trees we had passed under.wife said i hope what ever it was has not dented the roof,
cos it as that loud.When we got home and i looked at the roof,the causef the noise was a bird crapping on it,and a big bird at that. anyway it washed of vey easy as it had not had time to dry.
It must have been at a great height when it decided to bomb the car by how loud it was when it released its load.
Imagine if that had landed on someones head.
As someone said,its a good job cows dont fly.

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 10:08 AM

That's supposed to be lucky...

Lucky it wasn't my car :)

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 10:23 AM

How is this one? Don't have any info about this.

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 10:28 AM

That's supposed to be lucky...

Lucky it wasn't my car :)

Just knew i would have your sympathy. Birds are not the only ones that come out with crap.

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 12:48 PM

That's supposed to be lucky...

Lucky it wasn't my car :)

Just knew i would have your sympathy. Birds are not the only ones that come out with crap.


I would reply but my mother taught me to respect my elders...

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 03:46 PM

She is right too. i suppose she would send you to bed early if you ignored her advice. Dont worry i will put a good word in for you.
If i could think of one. :laughing:

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 03:59 PM

How is this one? Don't have any info about this.


Another pile of s**t :thumbsup:

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 04:05 PM

How is this one? Don't have any info about this.


Another pile of s**t :thumbsup:


Surely your not suggesting it's spam... :)

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 04:23 PM

No....That would be s**m :lol:

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 07:16 PM

Lol :lol: illiterate Raist :lol: :thumbsup:

The bird must have been constipated for a while, and shot it out downwards with immense pressure towards said car roof......Like a cork out of a bottle:D

The paint ball of sh!t then exploded on impact :lol:

Bill jedi oddie..


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