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[Raistlin]

You seem to be more expert on the subject ..

[jedi134]

Well I'm not too sure now, what with special wipes, skipping, and those shorts............anything you'd like to get of your chest?

[Raistlin]

Confession is supposed to be good for the soul, but as I don't have one it's a mute point

[jedi134]

You have no soul?... Why ever not Sir Raist?

[Raistlin]

G-D denied me...

[jedi134]

Poor Raist, I can sell you one for a tenner.........................its full of soul..............Bargin!!!!

[Raistlin]

That's how he wants me...

[jedi134]

Who? Have you been going up Soho again? I did warn you not to go there........

[Raistlin]

Who needs Soho when I have my own House Of Fun...

[jedi134]

Does Vic frequent there often?

[Raistlin]

Sadly no, there is a strict members code

[jedi134]

Can I join.............I`ll leave my slippers at the door ;)

[Raistlin]

Sadly you're too short ...

[Red Yaris 54]

Sadly you're too short ...

Surely that should read "Two" short!

[jedi134]

Being a jedi master I actually have 3, one as a backup...........it has some benifits

[Raistlin]

Being a jedi master I actually have 3, one as a backup...........it has some benifits

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[jedi134]

Darn those phone spell checkers....... :D

[Red Yaris 54]

Darn those phone spell checkers....... :D

Wus tha mutter wif thum fun spill chuckers ?

Slong as chu can industrand wits been sed eh! ;)

[jedi134]

Eggsactlly!

[Raistlin]

Peasants ....

[jedi134]

Yes they are quite tastey... Roasted and stuffed......

[Raistlin]

So are some women....

[jedi134]

wrapped in cling film and Hung upsidedown....

[Raistlin]

I suppose it saves on the price of condoms...

[balli hi]

Sadly no, there is a strict members code

He means sadly YES, only he comes dressed as Simone