Knickers Quandary

[FROSTYBALLS]

Yesterday our neighbours had some washing on their clothes lines. Due to it being quite windy, a pair of knickers has blown off one of the lines and come into our garden.

So -

do we wait for the owner to come round to claim said pair, and if she does come round, should we ask her to identify them?

or

should we approach both neighbours and ask whether they have anything missing?

[Mike169]

Personally i'd say nothing and if you hear nothing from either neighbour after a week then just put them in the bin.

Mike.

[Raistlin]

Is it an attractive neighbour ?

[FROSTYBALLS]

Well .......

[Red Yaris 54]

Will they fit you???? ;)

[Cyker]

All I get are footballs and shopping bags!!!

You could stick them in an envelope and stick it through their letter box when nobody's around

[Red Yaris 54]

All I get are footballs and shopping bags!!!

You could stick them in an envelope and stick it through their letter box when nobody's around

Ah!......But which letterbox?

It could get a bit complicated if posted through the WRONG one :)

[FROSTYBALLS]

Well, we've heard nothing from either side. Of course they may think there is a knickers nicker in the road.

[Red Yaris 54]

Well, we've heard nothing from either side. Of course they may think there is a knickers nicker in the road.

Then it's about time to give yourself up then! ;) :)

[Cyker]

Ahh, good point... tape them to the nearest street light with a sign saying "ARE THESE YOUR KNICKERS?" ???

[balli hi]

Yesterday our neighbours had some washing on their clothes lines. Due to it being quite windy, a pair of knickers has blown off one of the lines and come into our garden.

So -

do we wait for the owner to come round to claim said pair, and if she does come round, should we ask her to identify them?

or

should we approach both neighbours and ask whether they have anything missing?

I think you should try the Cinderella approach

[Raistlin]

Cinderella approach which is...

[FROSTYBALLS]

Presumably where you get the ugly sisters to try on the article in question.

The garment has just gone in the bin ....

[Raistlin]

Yes, once stained you could never give them back....

[balli hi]

Why Not :lol2:

[Raistlin]

Because he lives in the West Midlands not Essex...