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England Jokes

yaris30

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England Jokes

THESE WERE FUNNIER UP UNTIL LAST NIGHT.

Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?

A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.

Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted

red,

white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing

stock and crumbled in the box.

Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portuguese/Germans?

A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 89

Minutes

and still come second!

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Check out front page of Daily Telegraph for a great England cartoon :thumbsup:

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