Bit Of A Jimlad This One...

[Ken]

You bunch of wimp's :P 

He's single, her boyfriend's away for 6 month's, get her done. Not like he's stirring warm porridge or anything    

he migh end up with lumpy porridge himself if he aint carefull

Tis what the NHS and condom's are for

Better to regret something you have done, than regret something you haven't

[+Steve]

no one wants an umbrella up their japseye.. think about it

[Leeky]

Chances are if you play your cards right you'll meet all her fit single friends :D

Problem sorted, and you can sleep easy at night knowing there isnt an english version of Rambo returning soon to kick your *****

[Tom.B]

Unless her boyfriends in the navy. "join the navy, feel a new man every day".

You are ok then hes a crafty butcher

[Ken]

no one wants an umbrella up their japseye.. think about it

They don't use the umbrella anymore you you old pox ridden !Removed!

[Ken]

Unless her boyfriends in the navy. "join the navy, feel a new man every day".

You are ok then hes a crafty butcher

Royal Navy only

Us Merchant Navy bod's now have it written in our contract's we get every other weekend ashore if away for over 6 week's :P

[Tom.B]

Sorry to offend any navy ppl especially you..sorry (dohdoh)

[Ken]

Sorry to offend any navy ppl especially you..sorry (dohdoh)

You could never offend us as we have heard it so many time's before

[+Steve]

oohhh.. i wanted to throw an insult as well.. :D :D

[Ken]

oohhh.. i wanted to throw an insult as well.. :D :D

Think of a new one then :P :P :P

[jaxx]

''in the navy......................''

sorry bit late on that

[+Steve]

oohhh.. i wanted to throw an insult as well..  :D :D

Think of a new one then :P :P :P

been built up now.. ruined

[jaxx]

oohhh.. i wanted to throw an insult as well..  :D :D

Think of a new one then :P :P :P

been built up now.. ruined

come on steve you can do better than that

[Ken]

Mention the proper navy and most peep's are stumped for a reply

"Back on topic", Zero, get her done mate

If you met her in a nightclub and went out together for a few month's month's you wouldn't be bothered would you, so just use and abuse

[Hou]

Also you dont want to stir someone elses porridge do you

also if shes a cheater you may be getting some sloppy porridge if ya catch my drift

[Fizz]

Bro.. as per our convo on Sunday...

Be careful mate.. your choice at the end of the day.. no one can make your mind up for ya.. although it seems to be made already...

If you like her enough to think there might be a future in it then tell her that you aint in for a 'bit of fun'.. and that the only way in which you would take your friedship further would be to have her loose the b/f...

If on the other hand.. she is just a tart.. enjoy it.. :P

And on a side note.. i met my fiance in an office environment and it worked out just fine thanks... :P

We just kept things very professional during working hours.. to the point where people did not even knwo we were together.. (best way)

[ZeroBlade]

keeps gettin better & better does this advice!

I have done a bit of "research" on her, funny how small this world is!

And she aint a happy !Removed!!

So... i dunno, i mean she must either like me or not be happy in her current relationship... well she has said she really likes me, funny what a few drinks can do for the tongue ;)

But i'd hate to drive another mans motor, so i'm gonna admire it for a bit b4 i go to boost it.

And fizz, yeh we don't do nething at work that suggests otherwise which is why it'l be hard to bring her in at lunch Daz. Even tho ur only up the road, lol

Working in the surgery does have its benefits tho, free supply of sheaths if ever they're needed

-Z

[Fizz]

i forgot to tell ya lad... bit of a situation at my work place as well at the mo.. :!Removed!:

man.. women just need a slap messin with mans heads and what not..

Next time your on MSN.. give me a holler..

[ZeroBlade]

will do bro, noticed u left a few msg's but i'm at work from 8:30 til 4:30, lol

so wont usually get on2 my msn til then, spose i could pop it on at wrk...

-Z

[dj_davo]

f :censor: her brains out, squeeze her t :censor: s! (for those that have seen national lampoons animal house)!

take her a long way away for a dirty weekend, cos in a different area code its not cheatin' lol.

no seriously, leave alone m8, unless she dumps her fella first. but then he will still be around with his sa80 rifle and the governments permission to use it!