Police Fowl-up

[System~G]

Apparently this is from the Mazda RX8 owners' club Website. . .

"Was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple of miles and breathalysed. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddie with me in the car.

I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutary experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny.

His mate,whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the car,came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.

Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time,he calls me a tw*t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public, in front of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.

Plod get back in their car and drive off,with the copper who'd had a look round my car laughing his head off.

And the moral of the story for the police is........................ .................................................. ..

...............

Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before breathalysing the guy in the right hand seat"

Taken off NJCF

[knowlson]

Classic

[CoRoLLa_KiD]

LMAO!

[Karma Supra]

Read it before but its still funny!

we have a few LHD cars so its funny when my passenger gets loads of abuse for cutting up taxis etc

[Rash@R.A.Motors]

LMAO :D :D :D

Rash.

[Rookey]

  Read it before but its still funny!

we have a  few LHD cars so its funny when my passenger gets loads of abuse for cutting up taxis etc 

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Does it actually happen then Charlie?

[Karma Supra]

yup... I jad just got back together with an ex.. had to get something from tescos.. was sat in the pickup point and some taxi guy started swearing at her for blocking the pickup point (she was in the passenger seat) and said something like "well I hope when you have kids this doesn't happen you you you selfish :censor: "

I was laughing to much to look mad

LHD's are ok, untill you have to get parking tickets/toll bridges..

[kalmr2]

nice

[TOYMOTA]

And I thought the plod were just plain stupid.

[Scottish_SR]

:D lol

I was really surprised when I saw a kid that must have been 8 years old at a push, getting out the drivers door of a passat the other day. His mum got out the other door. Then I saw the registration! But it fooled me to start with!

[earpl]

they did the same to my dad in a mkII cortina that was lhd :D so its not the first time :) that wasnt also south yorkshire police was it?