Chavs Anyone?

[james1760]

some vids of a chav

**warning - this will make you cry with laughter!**

http://www.prissy.com/doki66/tuesday.wmv (6.5mb)

http://www.atqu23.dsl.pipex.com/danny/mondaydevvo.wmv (6mb)

http://www.fat-pie.com/chav2.wmv (2.8mb)

Right Click on these and click save as.....

We love you Devvo!!!!

[Bibbs]

1.What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of

stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

7. What's the first question at a Chav pub quiz night?

"What the $%£& you lookin' at?"

8. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint three stripes on it.

9. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police

10. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?

Up the gary!

11. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

Grandma

12. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike

13. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut

[System~G]

^^

[T V O R]

Proof that the British Education System isn’t working...

I’m sure his mother loves him

Makes me proud to be English :ffs:

I think he needs to taught a lesson and thrown off that bridge................ head first!

[Blue84]

Haha thats funny, but I aint ever heard the f word be used so much in every sentance like him!