Here's A Little Toc Humour For You All

[jerry phipps]

Hi everyone

Here's a little rib tickler for you all enjoy

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been

>married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

>

>The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and

she

>welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat

>while she prepared a little tea.

>

>As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut

>glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water

floated, of all

>things, a condom.

>

>Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea

had

>flipped or something...!

>

>When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor

>tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange

floater,

>but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.

"Miss

Bea,"

>he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (pointing to the

bowl).

>

>"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown

>last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The

directions

>said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent

disease. And you

>know... I haven't had a cold all winter."

>

>For those of you who haven't had a flu shot !

jerry!!

[kimi]

nice one jerry

[Ryan1985]

Good 'un Jerry!

[Kerby]

very good ;)

[CoRoLLa_KiD]

Hehe nice one

[Antd4agze]

HAHAHA Good one Jerry

[Nick-Johnson]

Very good fella!

Nick