Why Did The Pheasant Cross The Road?

[Bibbs]

How can you do that hitting a pheasant  :o

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French car .. you can do more damage by closing the door ..

[silvasurfa]

no! sorry!

had no access to me poota, the pheasant got away scott free, he swerved and flipped about a bit on the central reservation,

before anyone says, "he should have gone straight throught it" it was just a last minute natural reaction!

[tooyoung]

See, your brothers a softy at heart.

Bibbs, it looked like a Punto to me, that'd be Italian and not French.

[T V O R]

What car??

[Twincam.GTi]

I hit a rabbit this year (a baby one), it ran out in front of me from a hedge, I was very upset because ...

...his mangled fur dirtyed one mud flap and some of his blood splatered onto my polished Exhaust silencer

Why couldn't he have picked a dirty 'Chav-a-lier' Mk3 to run out in front of .