Just A Weeeee Bit

[jerry phipps]

Hi everyone

Here's a weeee joke for you all :P

Just a weeeee bit

> "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to

> marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond

> comparison.

>

> With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

>

> Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous

> daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his

> mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

>

> The farmer simply replied, "They're looking' to get married, so you came

> to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

>

> The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the

> man's opinion.

>

> "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly

> notice...pigeon-toed."

>

> The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so

> the man went out with the second daughter.

>

> The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

>

> "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeee bit, not that you can

> hardly tell...cross-eyed."

>

> The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things

> might be better, so he did.

>

> The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just

> perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

>

> So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the

> man visited the nursery, he was horrified; the baby was the ugliest,

> most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law,

> asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the

> parents.

>

> "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you

> could hardly tell...pregnant when you met her."

jerry!!

[Ryan1985]

Class again jerry!

[Blue84]

Haha another great joke as usual!

[Demonic Angel]

I laughed....... just a weeeee bit! :D :D

[Scottish_SR]

Hahaha! Class!