Are You Lonesome Tonight.

[earpl]

Human: LOOK AT THAT

ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Human: where is your eye?

ALICE: California

Human: whats it doing there?

ALICE:"It" refers to fu**ers, I think.

Human: what!

ALICE: No problem.

very clever lass. is she from london?

[earpl]

Not my kinda girl .. she doesn't seem to want to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing ..

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doesnt she????

Human: lets make love

ALICE: I would like to do that too.

Human: now?

ALICE: Right now, billy?

Human: yes right now!

ALICE: At this moment I understand.

Human: get your pants off

ALICE: Where can I get my pants off?

Human: here now you saucy cow!

ALICE: Oh there.

Human: oh yes right there!

ALICE: Hmm. Pardon me? Understood. Where?

Human: oh yes right there!

ALICE: Awesome. So? Understood. Where?

Human: just here, you'll have to look hard

ALICE: Oh there.

Human: get some of that

ALICE: Where can I get some of that?

Human: here!

ALICE: Where is here?

Human: there.

ALICE: Here is there?

Human: is it in yet

ALICE: It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.

Human: dance for me

ALICE: For you I will consider it.

Human: i love you

ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too billy.

Human: that was really good!

ALICE: I thought it was too.

Human: night night

ALICE: Goodnight, billy.

Human: your really good in bed

ALICE: Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.

Human: your amasing with your fingers

ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am amasing with my fingers.

back of the net. i score again!

[Al J]

LOL!

Now, is that your normal chat up with real women?

[Lois]

LMAO!!!! quality! lol