Blonde Girl Joke

[jerry phipps]

Hi Everyone

Here's a little joke about the blonde girls. Well it kinda put's them back on the map really read on and enjoy

The Blonde and the Lawyer

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a

long flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a

fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely

declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot

of fun.

He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you

don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa."

Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde

he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer:

"Okay, how about this "If you don't know the answer you pay me only

$10, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $100."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will

be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the

game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the

earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a

ten-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn.

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and

comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.

He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.

He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the Net and

even the Library of Congress.

Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he

knows.

All to no avail. After over an hour, of searching for the answer he

finally gives up.

He wakes the blonde and hands her $100.

The blonde politely takes the $100 and turns away to get back to

sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde

and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"

Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the

lawyer $10, and goes back to sleep. ;)

jerry!!

[cfc1]

**groans**

:D

[Demonic Angel]

You gotta love the blonde jokes!

I cant wait to go blonde! Then I can act daft 24/7 AND have an excuse!

[GIDDLEPIN]

[Razor_Rage]

good one!

[Blue84]

Haha very good :D

[Scottish_SR]

Haha, nice one!

[Chuck04]

nice 1 jerry