Blonde Joke

[mad welshman]

one day, a blonde walked into a electronics store. she asked "can i have that tv?" the guy said, "sorry, we don't sell stuff to blondes." The blonde went home and dyed her hair black, and came back. She said"can i have that tv?" the guy said, "sorry, we don't sell stuff to blondes." The blonde went home and dyed her hair brunette. she came back and asked"can i have that tv?" the guy said "sorry, we don't sell stuff to blondes." Then the blonde yells, "i'm not a blonde, i'm a brunette" and the guy says"no your a blonde, because thats not a tv, thats a microwave"

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[cfc1]

:lol:

[Demonic Angel]

I really wish people would stop using my everyday life as blonde jokes....

[Kev Mc]

Saw it coming, still made me laugh though

[Kerby]

workin in electrical retail myself. i can say i have had that once or twice lol

[jaxx]

a space craft is orbiting the earth gathering soalr particals for extensive research back on earth

the crew is revolutionairy, and consists of two monkeys and a blonde, to see how they all cope in space

HUSTON - This is command to monkey 1 over

MONKEY 1 - ooh ooh ahh ooh

HUSTON - monkey 1 please could you renavigate the craft to the following coordinates and transfer the fuelling for the port tanks to the starboard tanks as we are set to send the craft into a roll

MONKEY 1 -ooook ooook

and monkey 1 alterers the jet fuelling and sends the craft into a perfect orbital spin patter

HUSTON - monkey 2 over

MONKEY 2 - hhoohh hhooo hheheee heek

HUSTON - monkey 2 please deploy the sampling probes and open the aft airlock and relase the collection module, please set a time delay of 6minutes beofre retrieval.

MONKEY 2 - grunt grunt eeekk hhee heee

monkey 2 jumps to the computer and carries out the experiments

HUSTON - blonde woman over

BLONDE - yes im here!!!

HUSTON - please......

BLONDE - yeah i know dont touch nothing and feed the monkeys!

[Blue84]

lol could imagine that happening, especially around here!!