German Sex Education

[Vlad_E]

I found it on another forum.... Honest!

[Karma Supra]

Its even funnier if you can read german!!!!!!

[LORD_ED]

translate charlie

[littlewener]

I'm scared

:o

[daktari]

So THAT`S how it works.......

[martin_b]

haha

ill get the translation ball rolling...

from the top:

Here you see a baby, do you know how it came into the world?

Here you see dad and mum, they created the baby together

here dad and mum have no clothes on, you can see mums !Removed! and Schlitz (i think we can all guess what that means!)

You can see dads 'Schwanzchen' (again use ure imagination!)

You can also see dads 'Sacklein', that are between his legs, there called a 'hodensack' (LOL)

Mum and Dad really love each other

they kiss oneanother

Dads **** grows large

It looks stiff

Mum and Dad like it a lot when dads X goes into mums Y, that is nice

haha! oh thatll do for now!

[Blaze]

Thats quite scary, but i did have a book similar when i was younger!

[jaxx]

thats really so wrong!

[Demonic Angel]

Thats quite scary, but i did have a book similar when i was younger!

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God, how young do they start sex education nowadays.....

You've gotta hand it to the Germans - they do sex like no other nation!

[Jesus]

haha

ill get the translation ball rolling...

from the top:

Here you see a baby, do you know how it came into the world?

Here you see dad and mum, they created the baby together

here dad and mum have no clothes on, you can see mums !Removed! and Schlitz (i think we can all guess what that means!)

You can see dads 'Schwanzchen' (again use ure imagination!)

You can also see dads 'Sacklein', that are between his legs, there called a 'hodensack' (LOL)

Mum and Dad really love each other

they kiss oneanother

Dads **** grows large

It looks stiff

Mum and Dad like it a lot when dads X goes into mums Y, that is nice

haha! oh thatll do for now!

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PMSL

[Blue84]

talk about simplify it!!

[Vlad_E]

I'd like to know what the doctors doing with a claw hammer

[gunsmoke]

So, Thats where iv been going wrong.

I better flip her over tonight

[Calisto]

PMSFL I love the way the baby is popping out...... as it claws its way to the opening

[jaxx]

I'd like to know what the doctors doing with a claw hammer

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good call!

notice how dad and doctor both seem please with an 'outstretched' arm going to somewhere?

[Vlad_E]

notice how dad and doctor both seem please with an 'outstretched' arm going to somewhere?

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LMAO!

[Blaze]

Thats quite scary, but i did have a book similar when i was younger!

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God, how young do they start s*x education nowadays.....

You've gotta hand it to the Germans - they do s*x like no other nation!

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lol well i was 10/11! But i knew most of the basics! lol mum and dad are pretty open!

[jaxx]

why does 'dad' never say 'das ist gut ja?'

and wheres the dodgy filmcrew?

[Karma Supra]

haha

ill get the translation ball rolling...

from the top:

Here you see a baby, do you know how it came into the world?

Here you see dad and mum, they created the baby together

here dad and mum have no clothes on, you can see mums !Removed! and Schlitz (i think we can all guess what that means!)

You can see dads 'Schwanzchen' (again use ure imagination!)

You can also see dads 'Sacklein', that are between his legs, there called a 'hodensack' (LOL)

Mum and Dad really love each other

they kiss oneanother

Dads **** grows large

It looks stiff

Mum and Dad like it a lot when dads X goes into mums Y, that is nice

haha! oh thatll do for now!

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PMSL

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Its true!!! Thats what it says!!!! :D

[DaveSR]

Propper funny.....PMSL !

[littlewener]

I'm just impressed

No gas or air and she doesn't even move when the baby comes out

Shes hardcore

[Demonic Angel]

And she has a flat stomach straight after giving birth....

Even Victoria Beckham couldnt do it that fast!