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Right I was sitting have a cup of coffee this morning before I headed into work and as usual my little one, Àoife was sitting up with me. I like spending time with her in the mornings because over the last few weeks coming up to x-mas ive being working late so I try and make time to spend time with her in the morning. So we sitting up together chatting about what not and so on. Now as we say "she is no back of a shovel" in other words she is god damm smart, So as we were sitting there this morning she came out with this. do you remember the Eejit`s, Now for me an Eejit is Irish slang for an Idiot, it’s kinda rude along the same lines as FE*K as in Father jack. So I was not too impressed. So I replied WHAT. agian she says the Eejit`s, do you remember them, I asked who told you that, My teacher she replies. Now she is only at playschool and im thinking what in gods name is she being thought. the Eejit`s again she says there where loads of them they lived in the pyramids, well at that I FPMSL :lol: , what she was trying to say was Egyptians she was learning about the pyramids. I know it prob means fe*k all to anyone else by my god did it make my day.

More Irish slang

and here she is herself

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bless

now wait for her to turn 13 like my little sister then Ejits will be the last thing on your mind...

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i`ll lock her up :lol:

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awwww you cant lock her up!

Actually thinking about it, lock her up till shes in her 20s! She'll be safer! :lol:

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bless

now wait for her to turn 13 like my little sister then Ejits will be the last thing on your mind...

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i`ll lock her up :lol:

:D :D :D

My "little guy" 10 month old son has a T-Shirt that reads "Lock up yer daughters!". Sound advice for he's a righteous flirt with girls! ;)

Last week he made us laugh before work. While he was sat on my wifes knee watching the Fimbles he farted... very loudly and then let out a long, relieved sigh! :)

Ahh, toilet humour. But bless him, he seems happy to say "dadadadad" all the time... But usually to anyone or anything!

Cheers,

Jim

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Last week he made us laugh before work. While he was sat on my wifes knee watching the Fimbles he farted... very loudly and then let out a long, relieved sigh! :)

And when hes older he'll love you telling that story to all of his frielnds! :lol:

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My 4 year son loves building sites, cranes, diggers etc.

One day I was out with him and there was a big crane with a large hook on it moving iron support struts on the ground so we stopped and looked at it for a while.

When we got home his mum asked him what we had been doing and he calmly told her ''daddy took me to see a big hooker''.

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When we were explaining to my 6 year old daughter that her great gran had died we said that when people get very very old they die.

After thinking about this for a few moments she said ''how old is Father Christmas''

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the 2 of them SMW are class good one :thumbsup:

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My favourite was from a little girl (11 years old) in one of my classes.

We'd been studying 'Life Processes' in a previous Science lesson and in a question and answer session she announced...

"All living things are orgasms."

Stifling laughter so much it hurt, my classroom assistant and I eventually composed ourselves enough to continue.

"No, that's not quite right" I replied (whispering to the assistant "unfortunately!").

Little girl <indignantly tapping her book>: "Well, that's what it says here!"

Me <gently>: "No, the word is organisms."

Little girl <confused>: "Oh, OK... organisms."

Sighs of relief from classroom assistant and myself.

Little girl <after pause>: "So...... what's an !Removed!, then?" :rolleyes:

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My favourite was from a little girl (11 years old) in one of my classes.

We'd been studying 'Life Processes' in a previous Science lesson and in a question and answer session she announced...

"All living things are orgasms."

Stifling laughter so much it hurt, my classroom assistant and I eventually composed ourselves enough to continue.

"No, that's not quite right" I replied (whispering to the assistant "unfortunately!").

Little girl <indignantly tapping her book>: "Well, that's what it says here!"

Me <gently>: "No, the word is organisms."

Little girl <confused>: "Oh, OK... organisms."

Sighs of relief from classroom assistant and myself.

Little girl <after pause>: "So...... what's an !Removed!, then?"  :rolleyes:

Well don't stop there :rolleyes: !

What did you say?

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To my shame I said the same thing as many a parent has...

"Oh, you'll find out about that later" :yes:

Well.... it's true, isn't it?

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Hi Mate,

I spikka da language too, but Holy Jaysus, you had a few in there that I hadn't come across before. Must keep that for future reference. Very well done.

Somewhere along the same lines is the story of friends of mine.

One day the wife, (not mine, His) says to me "The curse of the 7 snotty orphans on you". Jayz sez I , "Carmel, I haven't heard that one since I left Shinrone (South Offaly). Oh, sez she, sure didn't Ciaran live in Birr, (next door,) & go to the Christian Brothers there.

Yeah, I'm a culchie, Sorry :lol:

Going even further off topic, & replying ,very late, to your pm. An Irish mini meet was talked about in Corolla forum, last year & nothing came of it. I think that it was Eircam & myself who were trying to work it out. The Lads(&Lasses( North of the border wanted it there. I suggested somewhere like Mondello, without knowing whether it was suitable, or possible. My point was that it was relatively 1/2 way for everyone. It died the death.

We might try again in early 06. We could let those foreigners across the water know, & some of them might be brave enough to venture abroad. Do the good to broaden their minds

:beer::rolleyes:

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