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>>>>>

>>>>>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>Smart man + smart woman = romance

>>>>>

>>>>>Smart man + dumb woman = affair

>>>>>

>>>>>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

>>>>>

>>>>>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>OFFICE ARITHMETIC

>>>>>

>>>>>Smart boss + smart employee = profit

>>>>>

>>>>>Smart boss + dumb employee = production

>>>>>

>>>>>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

>>>>>

>>>>>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>SHOPPING MATH

>>>>>

>>>>>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

>>>>>

>>>>>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

>>>>>

>>>>>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

>>>>>

>>>>>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

>>>>>

>>>>>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can

>>>>>spend.

>>>>>

>>>>>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.< /O:P>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>HAPPINESS

>>>>>

>>>>>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love

>>>>>him a little.

>>>>>

>>>>>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to

>>>>>understand

>>>>>her at all.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>LONGEVITY

>>>>>

>>>>>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are

>>>>>a lot more

>>>>>willing to die.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

>>>>>

>>>>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

>>>>>

>>>>>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she

>>>>>does.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

>>>>>

>>>>>A woman has the last word in any argument.

>>>>>

>>>>>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new

>>>>>argument.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

>>>>>

>>>>>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the

>>>>>ribs and

>>>>>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I

>>>>>started doing the

>>>>>same thing to them at funerals.

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>>>>>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the

>>>>>ribs and

>>>>>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I

>>>>>started doing the

>>>>>same thing to them at funerals.

Genius :thumbsup: :D

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