Inner Peace

[Kev Mc]

This 1's probably going around for generations but I hadn't heard it & it made me laugh so I thought I'd better post it:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and

> we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice

I

> I have finally found inner peace.

>

>

> "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you

> have started".

>

> So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and

> hadn't finished ... and before leaving the house this morning I

> finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the

> Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the jack Daniels, the Prozac, some

> Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

>

> You have no idea how !Removed! good I feel!

> Pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

[Blaze]

hehehe think i may have to try that one tomorrow!