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>Q. What do you call a Chav in a box?

>A. Innit.

>

>Q. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

>A. Sorted

>

>Q. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

>A. Safe.

>

>Q. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

>A. Innuinnit.

>

>Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

>A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of

>stairs.

>

>Q. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

>A. The bride.

>

>Q. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike why should you try not

>to

>hit him?

>A. It might be your bike.

>

>Q. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

>A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

>

>Q. What's always the first question at a Chav quiz night?

>A. "What you lookin' at?"

>

>Q. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

>A. Paint it bright yellow and stick a spoiler on it.

>

>Q. Two Chavs in a car without any loud music. Who's driving?

>A. The police

>

>Q. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's?

>A. A liar.

>

>Q. What do you say to a Chav with a job?

>A. Can I have a big Mac please?

>

>Q. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?

>A. "Will the defendant please stand"

>

>Q. What do you call a knife in Chaville?

>A. Exhibit A

>

>Q. Why is 3 Chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

>A. A Nova seats 4 or 5

>

>Q. What do you call a 30 year old Chavette?

>A. Granny.

>

>Q. What do you call 100 Chavs at the bottom of a river?

>A. A start.

>

>Q. Why did the Chav take a shower?

>A. He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car

>wash

>

>Q. Why did the Chav cross the road?

>A. To start a fight with a random passer-by for no reason whatsoever.

>

>Q. What do you call a Chav at college?

>A. The cleaner.

>

>Q. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching

>the town of Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the

>pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they

>stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde

>employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you

>please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

>

>The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,"Burr-gerr-Kiing."

>

>Q. Two Chavs jump off Beachy Head, who wins?

>A. Society

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