I'm Having A Good Week!

[gordypix]

After my Honda Car win earlier this week I've now won £200,000 in the UK Lottery:

U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY

76 NEW FETTER LANE, LONDON, EC4A 1AG, UK

REF NO: uklotto/56B-672GH/L

BATCH: 4583JL/WIN

COMFIRMATION OF CLAIMS

Finally today, we announce the winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on 16 DECEMBER 2005. Your company or your personal e-mail address, attached to winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100, With serial number 647489, consequently won in the Tenth lottery category.

You are therefore been approved for lump sums pay out of GBP 200,000 POUNDS in cash credited to the file REF NO: UKLOTTO/56B-672GH/L

and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100, this is from total prize money of GBP2,000,000 POUNDS, shared among the ten (10) international winners in this category.

All participants were selected through our Microsoft Computer Ballot system drawn from 42,000 Names, 6,000 names from each continent, as part of International E-MAIL, Your fund (certified Cashiers cheque) has been insured with your REF NO: uklotto/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email for Processing and remittance of your prize money to you. The claims officer is:

The Claims Officer Contact:

Name : MR. MARK BENT

E-mail (1): CLAIMSAGENT_UKNATIONALLOTTERY@privatemail.me.uk

E-mail (2): claimsagent_uknationallottery200@yahoo.co.uk OR call this Telephone numbers : +447031927854

& +447031922698 Please note that you have five (5) work day's to claim your money and office open monday's - friday's, time

08:00-16:00 GMT Do email the above email addresses, all at once. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and winning numbers in all correspondences with your claims officer.

Sincerely,

Secretary

Mrs. Elizabeth kean.

[Blaze]

wow gordy! It really is your week! :lol:

[alanbradley]

Your contact is "Mr Bent"... says it all really

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[sotal]

Phone them up and tell them you want it in unmarked notes left under the bench in the town - and tell them to take the admin fee out of the cash!

[Kev Mc]

Your contact is "Mr Bent"... says it all really

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Mr Mark Bent no less, putting a "k" instead of "cus" doesn't fool me, it's the Everton forward looking at alternative work for when his career ends (and judging by his performance on Wednesday it doesn't look like he's got too long to go)