Other Road Users The ^*&%*%$£&

[LORD_ED]

The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?)

Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.

Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

Needless to say, I was eager oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW

[Moffmo]

:lol:

[DaveSR]

OMG PMSL

[Kerby]

pmsl thats soooooo true. nice find

[Al J]

Brilliant!

[martin_longbow]

Brilliant

Dude I cant believe this story it is absolutley shocking that the other drivers did not give you more room in your BM. Nice of the other chap to be so accommodating though. Had a similar experience recently and as you say ity is very nice to get the points awarded, although I was lost as to why we have to pay for them?

[Karma Supra]

Funny that........

When people saw my BMW comming they usually left LOTS of room!!

[Jinxed]

lol

[jaxx]

very true...

[Demonic Angel]

Quality!

[Jones~32]

that class!

Nice find

[Bibbs]

Funny that........

When people saw my BMW comming they usually left LOTS of room!!

That'll be the bits falling off and the cloud of smoke behind it then ?

[LORD_ED]

lmfao

[JustJJ]

Classic! :D

[JAHill]

Spot on

[Bizarra]

Funny. I thought,there, for a moment that you were the BMW that flashed me to get out of the way while doing the legal 120 km per hour in the Toyota Lane (Fast)

I pulled over & let him have his moment. Then I got thick, & went after him & flashed him. He moved, but I didnt get any points which I had to pay for. I got a new gearbox, instead, which I had to pay for :ffs: :censor:

[hoho15]

lmao! thats quality

won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence

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[astrocortex]

Hahaha funniest thing i've read for a while!

[BIGRED]

LOL ROFL!!!

I ALMOST DID A LITTLE WEE WHILST READING IT!!!

QUALITY!!!

[Ryan1985]

Ace!