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The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like reece.

Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and reece has 7.

The patron saint of reece is Saint Eugenie.

Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Reece', hated reece and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!

The difference between reece and a village is that reece does not have a church!

The most dangerous form of reece is the bicycle.

Reece is actually a mammal, not a fish.

By tradition, a girl standing under reece cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.

Reece never said 'Play it again, Sam'!

Reece once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!

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Never store Chris at room temperature!

The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Chris.

The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Chris and compline.

It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Chris!

Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Chris fighting underground!

The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Chris at least three times a week.

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Chris.

Chris has 118 ridges around the edge.

Chris can taste with his feet.

Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Chris.

rather wierd find there reece

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They sound like Clarkson’s introductions for the Stig on Top Gear!

Now I know where he gets his euphuisms :lol:

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White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Gareth!

The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Gareth state'.

Gareth is the world's smallest mammal. :(

The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Gareth. (or my invention :P )

Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Gareth.

Only twelve people have ever set foot on Gareth. (it's a few more than that actually!)

Gareth does not have toes. :eek:

Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Gareth! :unsure:

Gareth invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC. (guess i should have patented it!!)

Very odd indeed Reece :yes:

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1. Contrary to popular belief, Em is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.

2. It's bad luck to put Em on a bed.

3. If you kiss Em for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

4. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Em!

5. Em is the sacred animal of Thailand.

6. Em has a bifurcated *****.

7. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Em.

8. Em can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!

9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Em!

10. Em invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

:lol::lol:

I dont want to know what a bifurcated ***** is.... :lol:

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Next fact about Reece .. he's got a siggy over 60pix in height (can you shrink it fella - or it'll get blatted later).

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1) Medieval knights put the skin of JJ on their sword handles to improve the grip!

2) Birds do not sleep in JJ, though they may rest in her from time to time.

3) During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear JJ had to pay a special JJ tax!

4) Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat JJ'.

5) California is the biggest exporter of JJ in the world.

6) The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention JJ!

7) During severe windstorms, JJ may sway several feet to either side!

8) JJ is worth her weight in gold - literally.

9) Baskin Robbins once made JJ flavoured ice cream!

10) Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than JJ.

How odd... like number 8 tho hehehe

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1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of rob.

2. Finding rob on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!

3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain rob.

4. Rob is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

5. Rob is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching rob!

7. Rob will often glow under UV light.

8. Half a cup of rob contains only seventeen calories!

9. You should always open rob at least an hour before drinking him.

10. India tested its first nuclear rob in 1974

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1. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Johnathan in 1504, after eighteen months work.

2. Johnathan was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.

3. Johnathan once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.

4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Johnathan.

5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Johnathan.

6. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Johnathan.

7. About 100 people choke to death on Johnathan each year!

8. Americans discard enough Johnathan to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!

9. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Johnathan'.

10. Johnathan is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.

Liking number 7.... :lol:

Oh, and ladies - "Samba" me! :D

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Nice find :thumbsup:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Les!

1: Les was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

2: More people are killed by Les each year than die in aeroplane accidents.

3: Ostriches stick their heads in Les not to hide but to look for water!

4: Les will always turn right when leaving a cave.

5: Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Les!

6: Les is the world's smallest mammal.

7: Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Les.

8: During World War II, Americans tried to train Les to drop bombs!

9: If you drop Les from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first!

10: A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Les!

This is spookily all true :yes: (Anybody kow how to remove ostriches? :eek:)

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This is spookily all true :yes: (Anybody kow how to remove ostriches? :eek:)

Its all in the wrist Les!! :lol: B)

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1. Kev can't sweat!

2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Kev!

3. Kev will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Kev in your ear 700 times.

5. Reindeer like to eat Kev.

6. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Kev!

7. Birds do not sleep in Kev, though they may rest in him from time to time!

8. The condom - originally made from Kev - was invented in the early 1500s.

9. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kev, and frequently rise to the surface for air.

10. Kev has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!

Some of those are quite eye opening, at least I'll be prepared for Rudolf come christmas time though :newyear::boxing:

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Baby swans are called Hou.

Over half of Americans are officially Hou.

Every day in the UK, four people die putting Hou on!

99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Hou.

Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Hou.

Houicide is the killing of Hou.

Hou will often glow under UV light.

A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Hou!

Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Hou in your ear 700 times!

You can tell if Hou has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dave!

1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Dave and compline.

2. Dave became extinct in England in 1486!

3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Dave fighting underground.

4. Dave is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

5. Dave was originally called Cheerioats!

6. If the annual Australian Dave crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!

7. Dave can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.

8. The first Dave was made in 1853, and had no pedals!

9. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Dave to reach the earth's core!

10.Dave will always turn right when leaving a cave!

I did try David but I didn't like it one bit :lol::lol:

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The liquid inside graham can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

Antarctica is the only continent without graham.

A thimbleful of graham would weigh over 100 million tons!

More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in graham.

The first graham was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain graham!

Graham will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

If you break graham, you will get seven years of bad luck.

It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at graham.

Graham has 118 ridges around the edge.

The third one is closest!! (Maybe 7!)

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Next fact about Reece .. he's got a siggy over 60pix in height (can you shrink it fella - or it'll get blatted later).

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Al J!

1. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Al J at least three times a week.

2. Al J has only one weakness - the colour yellow!

3. Al J invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

4. There are 336 dimples on Al J.

5. The porpoise is second to Al J as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

6. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Al J.

7. Baskin Robbins once made Al J flavoured ice cream.

8. Al J can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.

9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Al J!

10. If the annual Australian Al J crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.

Hmm. :blink:

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