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4th January Jokes


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There were a few mothers attending a small seminar with a psychiatrist,

who claimed to know what there obsessions were judging by the names they gave their children.

He asked the 1st mother what she named her daughter?

and see said "Penny " So the dr tells her shes obviously obsessed with money.

He moves along to the next mother , who says she named her daughter "Brandy ",

So the dr says she must be obsessed with alcohol.

Suddenly, a mother grabs her son by the arm and gets up saying "Cmon D i c k lets go".

:lol::lol:

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car, and was pulled over by a female

police officer, who was also blonde.

The officer asked to see the blondes driving licence.

She dug through her purse but was getting proogressively more agitated, "what does it look like?"

she finally asked.

The officer replied "its square and has your picture on it ", the driver finally found a square mirror,

looked at it and handed it to the officer." Here it is " she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror , then handed it back saying

"Okay you can go, i didn't realize you were a cop.

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