Ouch!

[Norfolk n Chance]

Still sat wincing after reading this!!

Ouch!

:crutchy:

[MarcTS]

This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life.

That's right, and I'm sure the fella is in no way as matied :!Removed!:

[Boro Sera]

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Oh that's alright then pet ! ?????

Lucky for Geoff she's in no way a violent person , God knows what she might have done to him if she was a mentalist............Oh, hang on a min....................

[Demonic Angel]

Yeah because a well-balanced person would have done the same.... in fact I've ripped off most of my ex-boyfriends balls with my bare hands... its totally normal

What a nutter!

[vmail]

in fact I've ripped off most of my ex-boyfriends balls with my bare hands... its totally normal

You shouldnt be allowed to have a boyfriend

[Demonic Angel]

in fact I've ripped off most of my ex-boyfriends balls with my bare hands... its totally normal

You shouldnt be allowed to have a boyfriend

So you dont fancy going out with me then Nadim?

[MarcTS]

Yeah because a well-balanced person would have done the same.... in fact I've ripped off most of my ex-boyfriends balls with my bare hands... its totally normal

What a nutter!

I so hope that pun was unintentional :D

[vmail]

in fact I've ripped off most of my ex-boyfriends balls with my bare hands... its totally normal

You shouldnt be allowed to have a boyfriend

So you dont fancy going out with me then Nadim?

Only if you promise not to rip my balls off

[Demonic Angel]

Yeah because a well-balanced person would have done the same.... in fact I've ripped off most of my ex-boyfriends balls with my bare hands... its totally normal

What a nutter!

I so hope that pun was unintentional :D

It was, but what a cracker (scuse the pun ;) )

[Jimlad]

No way!?!... you can't rip someones spuds off can you?? lmao!!

[JappyBeast]

No way!?!... you can't rip someones spuds off can you?? lmao!!

My thoughts exactly, it cant be done!

Well, if you had a set of mole grips....

[Red Yaris 54]

Well, if you had a set of mole grips....

You could help Jim put his engine back in..........................................er.........................................Sorry wrong thread ;)

[martin_longbow]

Wow... That is well, its just.... ouch

[Jimlad]

If a woman could rip my bobby danglers off before I could knock her out, then I'd be impressed! :D

[Red Yaris 54]

If a woman could rip my bobby danglers off before I could knock her out, then I'd be impressed! :D

You are easily impressed ;)

[yazburner]

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

that doesnt sound quite right to me, i think theres more to this story than meets the eye...

[Hou]

that or shes a body builder, pants and a ball in one rip!