Skoda

[angelbird]

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male

driver.

"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.

"I said no way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy."No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy

"OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the skoda, you live with it."

[DellaRed]

... nice one!

haha ... i can so relate to that ... my mum bought an old fiat 127 (mushy pea colour) and she used to come to the school and pick me and my brother up ... at first we used to pretend we didnt see her, she'd then meet us further down the road! told her it was embarrassing but bless her when it was raining we were only too pleased for the lift ... but we'd make sure the coast was clear, dive into the car and hide

[Raistlin]

I once bought a new Yugo 55 but I'm better now......

I had it for 38 minutes when a cyclist hit the rear bumper and took off half the white paint.

All he said was "It's alright, I'm fine" so after they let me out of prison for GBH I sold it as I could never get the damned paint to match :(