What To Buy For Christmas

[chatman]

Ever wondered what to buy the wife or Girlfriend or Boyfriend ;) ;) for Christmas...

Well Makro have the answer....Hidden away in the right hand corner of there latest mag was this jem.... :o :o

and for thos with less than perfect eye sight..... B) B)

I like this part "No Nails or Adhesive to fit" OUCH :lol: :lol:

Told the wife might buy her one... :P :P :P :P

[Parts-King]

Does the dolly bird come with it? I might pop round to Makro and take a look

Kingo

EDIT I just noticed it's only good for somebody up to 100KG's, that's me banned from using it then!

[Pompey Gaz]

that is ace!

[Raistlin]

All I have to do is convince the wife

[chatman]

All I have to do is convince the wife

Or a friends or neighbour... :lol: :lol:

I forgot to mention that this store is in Essex......So this offer may not be available in other less blond areas....

[Red Yaris 54]

I just noticed it's only good for somebody up to 100KG's, that's me banned from using it then!

Me too........................might be a good idea for a present though ;)

[Johndcfc]

Cracking bit of kit, just what I want to turn my house into a titty bar!

[Parts-King]

I forgot to mention that this store is in Essex......So this offer may not be available in other less blond areas....

Yes I think you have the "Blondeness" market all captured in Essex.............. :D

Kingo

[Pompey Gaz]

John can i come stay at yours? :P

[Captain Weirdbeard]

I forgot to mention that this store is in Essex......So this offer may not be available in other less blond areas....

I was smiling before but when you wrote the above, I laughed so much that all my stitches came out! ]joking[

My mind is still full of images of buxom 15 and a half stone women taking turns shaking it. It's making my head wobble and it wont go away.

[Parts-King]

John can i come stay at yours? :P

No Gaz, you got the tickets free, I'm not letting you in my living room, bladdered, gyrating up my pole! ;)

Kingo

[chatman]

I forgot to mention that this store is in Essex......So this offer may not be available in other less blond areas....

I was smiling before but when you wrote the above, I laughed so much that all my stitches came out! ]joking[

My mind is still full of images of buxom 15 and a half stone women taking turns shaking it. It's making my head wobble and it wont go away.

They also sell swimming pools and large catering size tins of jelly....are you getting the picture now..... :drool: :drool:

Went over to see if they had any displays of it on show and any one trying it out for size and strength... :lol: but alas no :( but funny thing was it was a couple of racks down from the margarine counter. :lol:

May send email to MD asking if we can have one of these at our company meeting next week....get some of those bored PA's and finance girls to work it up.......whoop whoop :P :P :P :P

[Pompey Gaz]

John can i come stay at yours? :P

No Gaz, you got the tickets free, I'm not letting you in my living room, bladdered, gyrating up my pole! ;)

Kingo

LOL i wouldn't be doing, just watching....lol digging myself in a hole here :\

did i speak to you on the phone friday cause am not sure

[Captain Weirdbeard]

They also sell swimming pools and large catering size tins of jelly....are you getting the picture now..... :drool: :drool:

Went over to see if they had any displays of it on show and any one trying it out for size and strength... :lol: but alas no :( but funny thing was it was a couple of racks down from the margarine counter. :lol:

]Howling[

Love it!

Do me a favour next time you're there please? Ask if they can supply fishing waders in women's sizes and sufficient Swarfega to fill 'em up - just to see what they say...

[Parts-King]

LOL i wouldn't be doing, just watching....lol digging myself in a hole here :\

Perv!

did i speak to you on the phone friday cause am not sure

You did, I'm sure I mentioned that somewhere

Kingo

[dave.m]

All I have to do is convince the wife

Or a friends or neighbour... :lol: :lol:

I forgot to mention that this store is in Essex......So this offer may not be available in other less blond areas....

Essex ? Blonde ? Pole ?

Does Essex have a lot of female blonde firefighters then ?

Dave. ;)

[chatman]

Essex ? Blonde ? Pole ?

Does Essex have a lot of female blonde firefighters then ?

Dave. ;)

Well most of the clubs I go to must be Fire stations during the day then....There's poles every where... :lol: One place you can get Spearmint and then see the Rhino's :rolleyes:

[Pompey Gaz]

You did, I'm sure I mentioned that somewhere

Kingo

Lol you didn't say so on the phone lol

[JappyBeast]

Loads of girls I know are taking pole dancing lessons, its the new craze!

(and before you all start, its not coz I hang out in lapdancing bars)

[Captain Weirdbeard]

Essex ? Blonde ? Pole ?

Does Essex have a lot of female blonde firefighters then ?

Dave. ;)

Well most of the clubs I go to must be Fire stations during the day then....There's poles every where... :lol: One place you can get Spearmint and then see the Rhino's :rolleyes:

I've heard of that club before. Max Clifford likes to entertain there, I believe. I didn't know that Polish immigrants had taken it over too. Gosh. They really are everywhere.

PS. I am NOT racially prejudiced... I hate ALL races equally, my own included.

[Captain Weirdbeard]

Loads of girls I know are taking pole dancing lessons, its the new craze!

(and before you all start, its not coz I hang out in lapdancing bars)

I should watch that Andy. You could get arrested for "hanging out". Check your flies dude.