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New Elements On The Periodic Table


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Element: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less)

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may

freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not

used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold,

silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able

to absorb great amount of exotic food. Turns slightly green when

placed beside a better specimen. Ages rapidly.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for

disintegration of wealth. Probably the single most powerful income

reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

Element: MAN

Symbol: XY

Common Name(s): Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!

Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100 Physical Properties: Solid at room

temperature, but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and

sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging

samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh

samples.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.

Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when

mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Neutralize

by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able

to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and

begins to smell.

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