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A woman is at the undertakers as her husband had died.

He's lying in the coffin wearing a smart blue suit and the woman says to the undertaker " He looks so handsome, but I'd like him to be buried in a black suit "

"No problem " says the undertaker, " Just bring it in and I'll redress him"

"He doesn't own one. Is there anything you can do? " she pleads

" I can't guarantee it, but I'll try " said the undertaker.

The day of the funeral came and the husband lay in the coffin in a beautiful black suit.

The woman cried " Oh thank you. However did you manage to find one? "

The undertaker replied " Well, late last night a man was brought in wearing a black suit, and his widow wanted him to be buried in a blue one. The man appeared to be the same size and build to your husband....................................

.................. so I came in early this morning and swapped their heads over !"

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The old ones are the best ;) :rolleyes:

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A woman is at the undertakers as her husband had died.

He's lying in the coffin wearing a smart blue suit and the woman says to the undertaker " He looks so handsome, but I'd like him to be buried in a black suit "

"No problem " says the undertaker, " Just bring it in and I'll redress him"

"He doesn't own one. Is there anything you can do? " she pleads

" I can't guarantee it, but I'll try " said the undertaker.

The day of the funeral came and the husband lay in the coffin in a beautiful black suit.

The woman cried " Oh thank you. However did you manage to find one? "

The undertaker replied " Well, late last night a man was brought in wearing a black suit, and his widow wanted him to be buried in a blue one. The man appeared to be the same size and build to your husband....................................

.................. so I came in early this morning and swapped their heads over !"

Whoops !!! already on page 17 of my jokes page :unsure:

But thanks for saying it was a quality joke :D

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Whoops !!! already on page 17 of my jokes page :unsure:

But thanks for saying it was a quality joke :D

well, you were due a good one :P

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Whoops !!! already on page 17 of my jokes page :unsure:

But thanks for saying it was a quality joke :D

well, you were due a good one :P

Ouch !

:P

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