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My wife has just found out she was adopted, she was devastated & kept saying why didnt they want me.
 
I took her in my arms and comforted her. After a while still crying we kissed and she asked me to make love to her.....
 
In hindsight, taking her from behind shouting ' WHO'S YOUR DADDY' halfway through wasnt the best idea
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"Do you remember that row twenty years ago when we sat down and wrote down each others faults?" I said to my wife.
"Oh God yes, I still have mine somewhere, " she said with a giggle.
"I've finished, " I replied.
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Newton's third law of Emotion:
 
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
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I've just noticed the Mrs is wearing her sexy underwear.
This can only mean one thing...
She's behind with the washing.
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I've finished all the chocolate in my advent calendar so why the heck isn't it Christmas?

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  • 2 weeks later...

"A very sad day today.

After several years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after just one minor indiscretion - he slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.

What a waste of all that training and money.

A genuinely nice guy and an excellent vet"...
 

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The lorry used in the Berlin massacre was found with the driver dead at the wheel, after it had demolished a cake stand.
 
It was probably Stollen.
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  • 4 years later...

Oh my god I'd forgotten about this thread :laugh:

What happened to Raistlin anyway?! I do miss a lot of the old crew!

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  • 2 weeks later...
On 6/29/2021 at 8:29 PM, Cyker said:

Oh my god I'd forgotten about this thread :laugh:

What happened to Raistlin anyway?! I do miss a lot of the old crew!

Dude you've been off for 4 years? glad to have you back!

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On 6/29/2021 at 8:29 PM, Cyker said:

What happened to Raistlin anyway?!

He still visits occasionally.

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