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The Off Topic Random Thread

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Seeing as though going off topic even slightly any more is frowned upton its time to start a new off topic thread

Say whatever random rubbish you like in here (without saying something that causes the mods 'issues') and have a laugh, even some banter and arguements

PLEASE NOTE: Some areas of this thread may get heated, silly, cause offence or even may cause you to laugh (god help you :P )

So lets get silly

:yahoo:

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When i got divorced it was very fair, we split the house 50/50

only she got the inside!! :crybaby:

But everything has it's upside, i got the crockery,

which means i now have eight dinner plates and don't have to wash up

for over a week and that dose'nt include eating my corn flakes out of coffee cups either. :thumbsup:

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Im selling a fridge freezer. A dishwasher, a washing machine and a samsung armani mobile phone.

BUY NOW! LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST BUY TOOODAAY

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Is'nt everyone glad smurfs are'nt real?

because i don't know about you but, i'd be devastated if i woke up, say, on xmas day

to find pappa smurf dead on the fireside rug.

Just one less thing to worry about do'nt you think? :thumbsup:

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I scratched :censor: out of my car yesterday meaning a completely avoidable, really expensive repair bill for something I was toying with selling a matter of hours earlier

:crybaby:

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you thinking of selling the dub Kev? whats on the cards for the next car if you are?

p.s. trev PMSL at your comments :lol:

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you thinking of selling the dub Kev? whats on the cards for the next car if you are?

p.s. tren PMSL at your comments :lol:

I'm toying with the idea since I saw JJ's car again. I'm thinking about getting rid of the Golf, getting a Mk2 MR2 as a fun car & some cheap & nasty, reliable thing for day-to-day use. Don't think I've got the cash to keep 2 cars on the road at the minute though so it might need to go on hold for a couple of years but I'll get my hands on 1 sooner or later

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I have spent uber loads on my car........ new toys for me to play with and likwid art (hopefully).

My feet hurt!

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yer mawz got bawz but yer da luvs it :drool:

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I'm fed up :angry:

Its raining again. My car needs a wash & there is no point doing it :crybaby:

My grass is out of control & no prospect of cutting it. Going to be a major battle :angry:

My weeds are growing like wildfire & plants I paid money for are dying :crybaby:

Forecast for the rest of the week is "More rain" & then next week they'll tell us the same :ffs:

Rant over & I DON'T feel better :angry:

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Well Im bored at work... desparately wanting to spend more money on the car but I cant afford it!

I want to be at home working on her... but I cant do that either...

Got family up at the weekend, gonna put my cousin to work lol :P and off to a meet... ahhhhh will she be ready?!!?!

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Would a half price vasectomy be considerd a snip?

wish i'd had one though, would'nt have to pay :censor: :censor: c.s.a. :censor: :censor: :censor: :censor:

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but what is the question

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I've got a sore left wrist & sore knuckles on the right hand (no self-love jokes please)

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:yahoo: At last a place I can relax, I think there's a growing Anti-Flexy Mob with burning torches & pick axes. P.S. Do you like my Non-Toyota Pics (I refrained from putting my motorbike pics up), My Hubby & I are on both pics.gallery_44539_509_2226.jpg:thumbsup:

Bet you are the couple sitting @ the table, dead centre :rolleyes:

Shrinking violets :laughing::spiteful: :lol2:

P.S. What both Pics ? Only one on my Computer.

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2 birds have committed suicide in 2 days by flying into my upstairs window.

One was a pigeon and it left a crystal clear 'angel of death' imprint !

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2 birds have committed suicide in 2 days by flying into my upstairs window.

One was a pigeon and it left a crystal clear 'angel of death' imprint !

That's my excuse for not having my windows cleaned- preservation of our native wild life :yahoo:

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:yahoo: At last a place I can relax, I think there's a growing Anti-Flexy Mob with burning torches & pick axes. P.S. Do you like my Non-Toyota Pics (I refrained from putting my motorbike pics up), My Hubby & I are on both pics.

Bet you are the couple sitting @ the table, dead centre :rolleyes:

Shrinking violets :laughing::spiteful: :lol2:

P.S. What both Pics ? Only one on my Computer.

:huh: No we're not the couple at the table, It is 2 pics, I just shoved them up together to download.

He peers @ both photos, closely, for 5 minutes & gives up. Too small to pick out an identical couple in both :unsure::crazy::lol:

& I wanted to print off your Pic to pin on the wall :crybaby:

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:yahoo: At last a place I can relax, I think there's a growing Anti-Flexy Mob with burning torches & pick axes. P.S. Do you like my Non-Toyota Pics (I refrained from putting my motorbike pics up), My Hubby & I are on both pics.

Bet you are the couple sitting @ the table, dead centre :rolleyes:

Shrinking violets :laughing::spiteful: :lol2:

P.S. What both Pics ? Only one on my Computer.

:huh: No we're not the couple at the table, It is 2 pics, I just shoved them up together to download.

He peers @ both photos, closely, for 5 minutes & gives up. Too small to pick out an identical couple in both :unsure::crazy::lol:

& I wanted to print off your Pic to pin on the wall :crybaby:

I did that on purpose, my hubby stands out, he's very striking being over 6 ft ! Another good reason to have a Camry. :yes:gallery_44539_509_12156.jpg

Aha ! I can see a tall man in a sort of Rugby shirt in the rh one, with a little (Relatively) Lady hanging on to him :lol:

Beware of the little ones. They are dangerous :fear::eek::kisss:

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Isn't Hou a monster for creating such a worthless thread.... I want to shoot him :ffs:

Then nutty Flexy goes on about her Camry.... oh dear :crybaby:

I think this is great as being 'off topic' is actually being 'on topic'.... now who else can I try to upset :unsure: ;) :lol:

PS.... Isn't Gordon Brown a most wonderful person?

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PS.... Isn't Gordon Brown a most wonderful person?

He might be, he's just not very good at his job

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