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This is an urgent message to those wishing to buy me a Christmas present......

I have 46 pairs of socks, of various colours

I own 3 dozen pairs of underpants, again of various sizes

26 T-shirts fill 2 shelves in the wardrobe – of sizes between XXl and 4XL

8 pairs of jogging bottoms adorn the bedroom – mainly XXXL Matalan which have shrunk to XXL

8 Sweatshirts XXXL Matalan, various colours again shrunk to XXL

15 shirts of various sizes and colours

5 suits of size 42 – 54”

12 trousers of size 44 – 54” Thankfully all 33” leg

A dozen ties I never wear.

8 pairs of shoes of which I wear 1 pair

1 pair of size 12 slippers to accommodate my ingrowing toenails

1 pair of size 11 slippers for when the toenails get cut

Jumpers – about 5 – various colours

Jackets – various sizes and types from 44” to 56” chest

And sundry other clothing items.....

Books are not my thing.

And due to sleep apnoea, I struggle with books, videos, cinema outings, and theatre trips

I have problems working the video recorder so MP3 players pose a threat.

Hope this helps......

Course, if you weren’t going to give me anything then fine – see if I care!

I’ve ma wee bottle of cask strength whisky, a few cases of good red wine, and a box of crisps.

And maybe a party on Sunday 28 December for those who have survived so far.....

PM me if yer wantin an invite!!

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This is an urgent message to those wishing to buy me a Christmas present......

I have 46 pairs of socks, of various colours

I own 3 dozen pairs of underpants, again of various sizes

26 T-shirts fill 2 shelves in the wardrobe – of sizes between XXl and 4XL

8 pairs of jogging bottoms adorn the bedroom – mainly XXXL Matalan which have shrunk to XXL

8 Sweatshirts XXXL Matalan, various colours again shrunk to XXL

15 shirts of various sizes and colours

5 suits of size 42 – 54”

12 trousers of size 44 – 54” Thankfully all 33” leg

A dozen ties I never wear.

8 pairs of shoes of which I wear 1 pair

1 pair of size 12 slippers to accommodate my ingrowing toenails

1 pair of size 11 slippers for when the toenails get cut

Jumpers – about 5 – various colours

Jackets – various sizes and types from 44” to 56” chest

And sundry other clothing items.....

Books are not my thing.

And due to sleep apnoea, I struggle with books, videos, cinema outings, and theatre trips

I have problems working the video recorder so MP3 players pose a threat.

Hope this helps......

Course, if you weren’t going to give me anything then fine – see if I care!

I’ve ma wee bottle of cask strength whisky, a few cases of good red wine, and a box of crisps.

And maybe a party on Sunday 28 December for those who have survived so far.....

PM me if yer wantin an invite!!

You must be my long lost twin brother (or clone :unsure: ) :lol:

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Tonight I will be opening a bottle of 12 year old Glenlivet which I have had for eight years.

So tomorrow may be cancelled :cheers::yahoo:

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