Psychiatric Hotline

[Raistlin]

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.

Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

[Bizarra]

If you are a sex addict...................................... You can press my button anytime

[Raistlin]

If you are a sex addict...................................... You can press my button anytime

Sick minds Mr President ;)

[Bizarra]

If you are a sex addict...................................... You can press my button anytime

Sick minds Mr President ;)

"A filthy mind is a constant source of amusement to it's possessor"

I can't remember who deserves the credit for the original quote, but it stuck in my mind & it is my excuse & I'm sticking to it