Shorts Help

[Pompey Gaz]

as it is a blistering 13 degrees in Cleethorpes, and sunny am gunna wear shorts. Lol

Shall I wear my white Adidas 3/4 shorts?

My camo 3/4 shorts?

or my white with blue flowers hawiaan shorts?

Its the English thing to do, can someone help me quick before the sun goes in?

[Norfolk n Chance]

*makes note to avoid Cleethorpes*

[Pompey Gaz]

grrr not helping haha

[Parts-King]

<<<Note to ones self, Pompey Gaz has too much time on his hands to post about his shorts dilemma>>>

[Pompey Gaz]

its the economic downturn forcing work to send me home! lol

its for casual lounging about, shopping and maybe the cinema tonight

[T V O R]

Its the English thing to do,

So is this...

[Pompey Gaz]

my grandad used to do that, he was scotish though

[Parts-King]

aah yes.............the Scottish woolie sock

[bothwell_buyer]

One has to be careful.

In that heat, you'll find it much cooler to just paint some 'shorts' onto yer legs. Mind you'll have to shave (the legs) first.

Then you can use non-toxic paint to paint some nice shorts onto yersel ....and this has all the advantages of being able to create something quite unique. Depending on how well endowed you are (which one of you is it in the photo - apologies if I've got this wrong )... but try battleship grey and pretend yer an elephant..or its baby brother :lol:

edit: just checked yer profile so I got it right - your the one in the background. (Knowing now, one has left oneself open to attack)

[Pompey Gaz]

lol i'm quite well endowned :P

am not shaving my legs lol

and in my pic am wearing the blue football shirt lol

I still need advice people lol

[bothwell_buyer]

In that case, a short blue miniskirt will do nicely. Rake around the cupboards and cut one short if necessary

[Rolla_SR]

lol i'm quite well endowned :P

am not shaving my legs lol

and in my pic am wearing the blue football shirt lol

I still need advice people lol

Well in this eco crisis i suggest you go out with nothing!! Just let it all hang out and see if anyone buys you a pair of shorts

<<Note to self stay away from Cleethorpes>>

[Pompey Gaz]

lol am off to tesco, i think they get mad when you walk around naked, they did last time :(

[dave.m]

Hey Gaz, if your grandad was Scottish I reckon that qualifies you to wear a kilt instead

[Pompey Gaz]

he was my nans second husband, lol

[Pompey Gaz]

http://www.scotlandshop.net/designertartan...heredtartan.php ???

[dave.m]

he was my nans second husband, lol

In that case you also qualify to play football for the national team

wait a minute, do we still have one

[Parts-King]

Pompey Gaz: i'm quite well endowned

and modest too

I remember Darius wearing a kilt once

and look waht happened to him

Kingo

[Pompey Gaz]

well its 4pm and still not rained!

lol only 4 hours till my date, I just had a shave, been shopping, gah! need to shower, buy some genus Rosas, petrol and deoderise

[plus one]

probs bit late!! but where the camo ones!!!

[Pompey Gaz]

lol cheers Lauren, i went for the flowery ones

[JappyBeast]

probs bit late!! but where the camo ones!!!

Ditto!

I wear shorts all year round, got some right bargains a few weeks back on some new shorts!

[Pompey Gaz]

where from? i love buying clothes out of season, dirt cheap. Am waiting a month or two to buy my winter stock :D

[JappyBeast]

Got 3 pairs of Airwalk shorts, dead good ones at £3 each!!

Some sports direct shop in the town I live in Scotland.

[bothwell_buyer]

Got 3 pairs of Airwalk shorts, dead good ones at £3 each!!

Some sports direct shop in the town I live in Scotland.

naw!? Didny ken that Melrose Sports Emporium were ha'ein a sale!