Vuvuzela Single To Tackle Charts

[Raistlin]

The ubiquitous droning World Cup horn the vuvuzela is making a bid to score in the charts.

A team of record producers created Blow That Vuvuzela and landed a distribution deal in the space of five days when it looked like the relentless racket could see the instrument banned from grounds.

Now the group - calling itself The Voodoo Sellers - is poised to release the dance track on Thursday on iTunes.

It is claimed to be the UK's first commercial vuvuzela single and unites rhyming celebrity names such as Nelson Mandela, David Mellor, Paul Weller, Uri Geller and "busty Nigella".

"We'd heard that some of the big corporate sponsors wanted the vuvuzela out of the stadiums and felt something had to be done. And fast," said the group's frontman, who uses the pseudonym Viv Vuzela.

"The vuvuzela has united the world. It is the sound of the tournament. This is a call to everyone to blow that vuvuzela in defiance."

Vuzela added: "We wanted to include Fabio Capella in the lyrics but he didn't quite fit."

It's what I live for.......

[balli hi]

I don't know if anyones actually heard one of these up close , but i can tell you they are !Removed! loud , a group of school kids walked past me blowing the annoying things and i would hate to be stood in front of some moron blowing one at a football match , they actually hurt your ears ..... and besides it wouldn't be british if all our banter and general bad language was drowned out by vuvuzalers at every football ground :!Removed!:

[Parts-King]

I can feel a headache coming on

Kingo

[Raistlin]

Just in case you missed it...

[Parts-King]

Just in case you missed it...

Raistlin blowing his own trumpet again? :D: :D: :D:

Kingo

[Raistlin]

Just in case you missed it...

Raistlin blowing his own trumpet again? : : :

Kingo

Can I help having a large horn.........

[Bizarra]

Just in case you missed it...

Raistlin blowing his own trumpet again? : : :

Kingo

Can I help having a large horn.........

Yes, you can ! Have you not heard of Bromides ? I'll give you a prescription Don't worry, I got my M.D. from the University of Shangrila, by registered post B)

[Raistlin]

I think it's a clear case of Lost Horizon...

Do those drugs make you think your in a permanently happy land, isolated from the outside world

If so, send me some

[Bizarra]

I think it's a clear case of Lost Horizon...

Do those drugs make you think your in a permanently happy land, isolated from the outside world

If so, send me some

Yes ! The outside world is a nasty place :( & I wouldn't want to be there. My World is much nicer :D

Send you some ? Send me the money first. Useful when I have to come into the "real" world for provisions for myself & the Harem [ all Japanese, naturally ]

[Raistlin]

I think it's a clear case of Lost Horizon...

Do those drugs make you think your in a permanently happy land, isolated from the outside world

If so, send me some

Yes ! The outside world is a nasty place & I wouldn't want to be there. My World is much nicer

Send you some ? Send me the money first. Useful when I have to come into the "real" world for provisions for myself & the Harem [ all Japanese, naturally ]

I felt sure you would have a few blonde Latvians just in case...

[Bizarra]

I think it's a clear case of Lost Horizon...

Do those drugs make you think your in a permanently happy land, isolated from the outside world

If so, send me some

Yes ! The outside world is a nasty place & I wouldn't want to be there. My World is much nicer

Send you some ? Send me the money first. Useful when I have to come into the "real" world for provisions for myself & the Harem [ all Japanese, naturally ]

I felt sure you would have a few blonde Latvians just in case...

Better safe than sorry Always make sure you have a spare & that it is inflated

[Raistlin]

I think it's a clear case of Lost Horizon...

Do those drugs make you think your in a permanently happy land, isolated from the outside world

If so, send me some

Yes ! The outside world is a nasty place & I wouldn't want to be there. My World is much nicer

Send you some ? Send me the money first. Useful when I have to come into the "real" world for provisions for myself & the Harem [ all Japanese, naturally ]

I felt sure you would have a few blonde Latvians just in case...

Better safe than sorry Always make sure you have a spare & that it is inflated

Like your Ego....

[Bizarra]

I think it's a clear case of Lost Horizon...

Do those drugs make you think your in a permanently happy land, isolated from the outside world

If so, send me some

Yes ! The outside world is a nasty place & I wouldn't want to be there. My World is much nicer

Send you some ? Send me the money first. Useful when I have to come into the "real" world for provisions for myself & the Harem [ all Japanese, naturally ]

I felt sure you would have a few blonde Latvians just in case...

Better safe than sorry Always make sure you have a spare & that it is inflated

Like your Ego....