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I have been sorting a large list of authors and have come across these:

Surname Bide, forename Laura

Surname Garfinkel, forename Simon.

Malcolm

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Everything about vegetables

By: Brock Lee

How to survive in the forest

By: Lawson D. Woods

How to find a husband

By: Amanda Kiss

Why bikini's never fit

By: Hugh Jass

Astronauts in space

By: Landon Moon

Under the Bleachers

By: Seymour Butts

Fun at the Circus:

By: Tamon D. Lyons

How to keep you woman satisfied

By: Rider Strong

How to count to ten

By: Wan Tue

How to Pour water

By: Phil D. Cupp

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Statistics Made Easy

By: Marge Innovera

Professional Makeup Tips

By: Bud Tuglee

Meteorology for Dummies

By: Claude E. Ovanite

Orthopedic Remedies

By: Denise Hoyt

Self Defense for Women

By: Anita Tugroin

Selecting Fine Wines

By: I. Noah Merlow

Anger Management

By: Kirsten Hollard

So You Want To Be A Chauffeur?

By: Pikov Andropov

Raising 10 Kids Alone

By: Erasthmus B. Dragin

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How To Keep Secrets

By: Donatella Nobodi

Weather Reporting

By: Luke Outavindo

How I Make Money On eBay

By: Selma Junkov

Preventing Body Odor

By: O.Takashowa

Planning A Cruise

By: Eaton Dolittle

Classic Garment Design

By: Luke Howitt Fitzhugh

Basic Physics

By: Laura Vinersha

Planning An African Safari

By: Sarah Anne Ghetti

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20 years in the saddle

By

Major Bumsore

The Russian Flea

By

Ivan El Of Anich

The Ruptured China man

By

Wun Hung Low

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Real names that sound like a joke

SOME parents can be cruel – or down right stupid – when naming their kids.

Other people are just born with a surname that makes you titter.

Now the funniest have been collected from British records of births, marriages and deaths dating back centuries.

( if you see **** the swear filter on here has canceled out the word d.i.c.k alongside some of the names )

SUE AGE

Born Glasgow, 1849

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PETER PIDDLE

Baptised Fowey, Cornwall, 1649.

!Removed! BOTTOMLEY WOOD

Died Huddersfield, 1904

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SEYMOUR BUST

Born Halstead, Essex, 1841

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PLEASANT TITTY

Baptised Margate, Kent, 1768.

(She was named after her mum — so the family had a pair of Pleasant Tittys.)

SEXEY BUTT

Born Dundry, Somerset, 1803.

EFFING *****

Born Glasgow, 1848.

WILLY MUSCLE

Born Holme, Huntingdonshire, 1685.

GOLDEN BALLS

Baptised Aylsham, Norfolk, 1813

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KENNETH McSHAGGER

Born Scotland, 1841

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WILLIE STRETCH

Born Winsford, Cheshire, 1894.

NANCY BOYS

Born Brighton, 1842.

MAD LOONEY

Died Warwicks, 1894.

CONSTANT PAIN

Born Hackney, London, 1901.

MINNIE BAR

Baptised Galston, Ayr, 1761.

AL DENTE

Born Whitechapel, London, 1900.

POSTHUMOUS MINCE

Died Greenwich, Kent, 1839.

AGNES ETTA PEPPER

Born Ipswich, 1881.

EASTER BUNNY

Born Yorkshire, 1851.

KITTY LITTER

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Born Marston, Cheshire, 1839.

HOLLY BERRY

Born Barnsley, 1880.

PEARLY GATES

Married Westminster, 1996.

RICK O’SHEA

Married Kennington, London, 1864.

SENSITIVE REDHEAD

Born Bridlington, E Yorks, 1873.

JIMMY RIDDLE

Born Melrose, Midlothian, 1648

PETE SAKE

Born Cheshire, 1840.

PECULIAR BUTTERY

Married Wolverhampton, 1871.

ALICE MAY FALL

Born Shoreditch, London, 1894

.

NICHOLAS STREAKER

Born Durham, 1747

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LETTICE SPRAY

Baptised Greasley, Notts, 1633.

IRIS TEW

Died Chester, 1985.

***** BRAIN

Born Stoke-on-Trent, 1871.

!Removed! COLLAR

Born Ireland, 1821.

TERESA FARTWANGLER

Born Usk, Monmouth, 1828.

PHILIP PLONKER

Baptised Shalford, Surrey, 1632.

WILLY LEAK

Born Poplar, London, 1886.

ANICE BOTTOM

Baptised Dewsbury, W Yorks, 1837.

IVA LONGBOTTOM

Born Balby, S Yorks, 1899.

TRANNIE PICKUP

Born Portsmouth, 1853.

SILLY TROLLOPE

Born Doncaster, 1894.

***** HANDLER

Baptised Earls Colne, Essex, 1585.

JOYCE MOODY NUTTER

Died Braintree, Essex, 2001.

HUGH SWELLING

Born Ireland, 1811.

PHIL GRAVES

Died Rotherham 1879.

DEMOSTHENES CUPPA

Married London, 1886.

BASIL LEAF

Born York, 1895.

LARGE BEE

Born Notts, 1829.

LOW FEE

Married Chorlton, Cheshire, 1908.

COLLY FLOWER

Father of girl married in Soho, London, 1797.

MAUD STALE BUN

Born Sunderland, 1851.

LOW FAT

Married Cardiff, 1905.

FAY KING

Died Bromley, Kent, 1998.

SANDY BEACH

Born East London, 1899.

DAILY BONER

Born Hernhill, Kent, 1898.

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FAY KING

Died Bromley, Kent, 1998.

I don't think she's really dead.

SANDY BEACH

Born East London, 1899.

Which is an actual Toyota paint color!! :D

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My neighbour a few years back was James Bond, and an old girl in the next village was called !Removed! Fiddle

Frickin weird in Cheshire I tell thee :lol:

Kingo :thumbsup:

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