O/t Great Sadness

[T V O R]

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started...

[gus]

:hokus-pokus:

my sides hurt stopit

[ms speed]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Ryan1985]

Haha very good mate!

Cheers

[biffstergray]

As we are talking about sad things, my sister has been in hospital for a couple of months. She mistook a daffodil bulb for a garlic bulb on her salad. Doctors say she should be out in the spring!

[Ryan1985]

As we are talking about sad things, my sister has been in hospital for a couple of months. She mistook a daffodil bulb for a garlic bulb on her salad. Doctors say she should be out in the spring!

Any1 got a worse joke? Thats a challenge!

Cheers

[Boro Sera]

My mother contracted a very rare tropical disease and turned into an armchair.

She's in the hospital, where her condition is described as Comfortable.

Rich

[Ryan1985]

My mother contracted a very rare tropical disease and turned into an armchair.

She's in the hospital, where her condition is described as Comfortable.

Rich

Good 1 mate! Rite every1 make ur 'worst joke in the world...ever' entries now and i'll judge sumtime next week!

Cheers

[jaxx]

horse walks into a bar and orders a pint

bartender says, 'you alright mate seem a bit down'

horse, 'no im fine, top of the world'

bartender, 'so why the long face?'

[ms speed]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Two strings walk into a bar. The first tries to order something. "I don't serve strings in this bar," the bartender says roughly and throws him out.

The second ruffs himself up, ties his ends together, walks in, and orders. "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" the bartender says.

"Yeah," the string says.

"Aren't you a string?" the bartender says.

"I'm a frayed knot," the string replies.

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What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

[jaxx]

what do you call a nut on a wall? a wallnut

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and what about a nut on ya chest? a chestnut!

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arf! thats gotta be the winner!

[Ryan1985]

And if u had some nuts on ur chin! Would they be chin nuts...hell no u'd have a d**k in ya mouth!

Good Dre song that jaxx!

Cheers

[jaxx]

that actually makes it quite funny in the end! so fail!

whats a good Dre song :D

[RFvitz]

pick up line:

Hey I've heard you lost your verginity....

...can I play with the box it came in?

[Ryan1985]

whats a good Dre song :D

They lines u sed and the 1 i sed after are in a Dre song, its on the Chronic, number 3 i think!

Cheers

[jaxx]

dunno never heard dres albums!

pick up lines.

hi my names ###, im a nice lad but me farts stink! (a mate tried that, it didnt work!)

your eyes are like spanners, every time i see then they tighten my nuts!

that skirt looks good on you, would look better on my bedroom floor!

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i know another good one but may offend the larger lady!

[Nash]

Did anyone hear that victoria beckham was having an affair with Michael Jackson?? Jacksons lawyer said its impossible as he was in Brooklyn at the time....

[SMW]

I like that new beer advert . . you don't have to be posh to swallow Becks.

My joke:

Why didn't Barbie and Ken have any children ?

He comes in a different box.

[jaxx]

Did anyone hear that victoria beckham was having an affair with Michael Jackson?? Jacksons lawyer said its impossible as he was in Brooklyn at the time....

oooooooooooooh

now thats below the belt!

yet funny!

[Ryan1985]

Did anyone hear that victoria beckham was having an affair with Michael Jackson?? Jacksons lawyer said its impossible as he was in Brooklyn at the time....

We have an early winner here, well done Nash u win...absolutely nuthin'!

Cheers

[Blue84]

HAHA cheers for the laugh mate!

[Boro Sera]

Did anyone hear that victoria beckham was having an affair with Michael Jackson?? Jacksons lawyer said its impossible as he was in Brooklyn at the time....

Apparently the whole court case is a big misunderstanding. Jacko was due to go to Florida with some sick children.

Soneone heard him say he was going to Tampa with the kids !