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A recent study found the average Briton walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study found that Britons drink on average drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means the average Briton gets about 41 miles to the gallon.

Thats a better MPG than some owners get out of their Toyota Diesel cars.

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I'm more of a tank, I get 1 to 2 mpg :)

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I'm more of a tank,

We know, we've seen yer fat rrr's :lol: :lol:

Pie Face :thumbsup:

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Its the beer guv

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I think you meant to type "beer gut" tut tut

:D:

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I'm more of a tank :)

Must be a bit of a squeeze in the Aygo :lol:

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What have i started.

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What have i started.

If there is a midnight knock at your door tonight you may not want to answer it... :death:

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Ive got a bottle of water and i am heading for the desert.

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You can run but you can't hide... :nono:

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I can,just bury myself under the sand.

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I have a shovel and am willing to help... :)

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40mpg?

I've never had a car that does over 25 mixed!

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That's because you feel the need, the need for speed...... :driving:

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I have a shovel and am willing to help... :)

Its at times like this you find out who your friends are.

A friend in need is a friend with a shovel.

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Just pure human kindness, it oozes from my pores...

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Just pure human kindness, it oozes from my pores...

Alongside all the alcohol........sweaty lad! ;)

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The alcohol is to numb the pain. ..

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I'm more of a tank :)

Must be a bit of a squeeze in the Aygo :lol:

Only if he can entice & manage to fit a bird into it with him :drool:

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It's easier once they have had something to drink...

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