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Chav jokes

1.What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of

stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

(or Britney Spears)

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?

Up the "Gary"!

A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the

counter and said

"Hi, I'm looking for a job".

The man behind the counter replies

"Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man

who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.

You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform

provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also

have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary

package is £200,000 a year".

The chav says "You're having me on!"

The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"

:lol:

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But apparently beaten to it, sorry i didn't actually see the original posting.

Rgds

Simon the chavhater

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