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Do Your Police Workout Or What?


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This is going to sound funny and I'm hoping no one takes offense to this, but I've noticed the several times I've been to England that your police seem to be considerably less brawny then ours.

Our cops are usually pretty muscular and workout constantly, some of the older ones are fat, but still brawny underneath it. When I've been to England and even the English police I've seen on the TV on the news etc, they all look pretty lanky and have skinny arms and look about as menacing as a cupcake. Even when they wear those sweaters with the little shoulder pads, they aren't very intimidating at all.

Add to that they don't carry firearms, right? At least the downtown London cops don't.

Uh... that's all I have. I'm just wondering how these guys take down criminals when they look like they weigh about 60kg soaking wet. It looks almost as if they deliberately don't choose big guys, because I know all of you don't look like that.

Maybe we just have more psychotic and dangerous criminals here and our police are more aggressive?

How is it that I've never seen even one brawny looking English cop though. :unsure:

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Nah m8 from what ive seen ure cops are fat and underfit!!!!! :)

I mean TJ hooker....fat.....

S.Stallone...fat

OH and C.O.P.S...fatties arresting drunks who drive (good work police) but man they only catch them when they crash......

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Whats the point in being massive if you carry a firearm anyway? :huh:

Unusual for firearms here, only specialist units.

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The same reason you don't see that many brawny members of our armed forces. Brain not brawn and training for fitness and stamina.

You don't need to be big to drop a big bloke! :boxing:

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How do they get by with no firearms?

I'm assuming it is just harder for criminals to get them as well there, so they aren't needed?

We are firearm crazy in this damn country. Even though the police are armed, they many times come up short because the criminals have more firepower or automatic weapons. It's pretty ridiculous.

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Guns are illegal in this country so they aren't needed! :yes:

Speaking of Police, The Sheild is an amazing programme btw! :D

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How do they get by with no firearms?

I'm assuming it is just harder for criminals to get them as well there, so they aren't needed?

We are firearm crazy in this damn country. Even though the police are armed, they many times come up short because the criminals have more firepower or automatic weapons. It's pretty ridiculous.

and there was the start of the downfall of america :ph34r:

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How do they get by with no firearms?

I'm assuming it is just harder for criminals to get them as well there, so they aren't needed?

We are firearm crazy in this damn country. Even though the police are armed, they many times come up short because the criminals have more firepower or automatic weapons. It's pretty ridiculous.

and there was the start of the downfall of america :ph34r:

Well I must admit, I don't see the point of police being armed if the bad guys get the bigger and better guns. We do have armed response units for use in those incidents where people are armed.

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Being English we use our brains first and brawn last until push comes to shove then you will see one of the best Police forces in action!

Don’t under estimate the Police in the UK.

To quote your first line of your post, this is going to sound funny and I'm hoping no one takes offence to this but I’ve noticed Americans should put their brain in gear before opening their mouths :thumbsup:

You may be surprised how many Police are armed but it’s not in your face macho BS like some countries.

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Yes, our Police are well reserved and do a very good job.

Crime Watch UK on Bravo is pretty funny when you get 5 coppers trying to cuff a drunk!

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Yes our police are awesome the second you are speeding they catch you.

Its not so good if you beat up old people or any other crime.

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Do our policemen workout?????

They couldn`t work out their backsides from their elbows. :yes:

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Being English we use are brains first and brawn last until push comes to shove then you will see one of the best Police forces in action!

Um... great example of using brains, its spelt 'our' :P only jesting mate :P

But nah, english cops dont need guns, they're normally arresting chavs and pikEs which run away, so they need stamina and need to be light and able to run after them :thumbsup::lol:

and IF the criminal has guns, then the cops call for backup with bigger guns lol.

Big T

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Yes our police are awesome the second you are speeding they catch you.

Its not so good if you beat up old people or  any other crime.

So true - speeders they make it their priority to catch, any other offender can get away with murder..... literally! :rolleyes:

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Our police have to be more "athletic". Athlete's are usually much taller and thinner, rather then big brute's. This is because they have to do a lot of running and jumping over walls, etc... which requires speed and stamina.

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lol yer, if i was a cop i'd be the one driving the car to block them off :lol:

but actually my sprint is really good, just a lil bit on the fat side for cross country part lol. :P

Big T

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How do they get by with no firearms?

I'm assuming it is just harder for criminals to get them as well there, so they aren't needed?

We are firearm crazy in this damn country. Even though the police are armed, they many times come up short because the criminals have more firepower or automatic weapons. It's pretty ridiculous.

Yeah, your Constitution means that every :censor: is allowed to legally own a firearm - and this is why you get kids going into their schools and gunning down their friends and teachers.

There's hardly any gun related crime in the UK (All things relative of course) And to be fair, most of our bobbies can probably handle themselves perfectly well, they are well trained, and just because they aren't "Beeeeefcaaaaake" doesn't mean they aren't strong!! And apparently they use their heads before going in All Guns Blazing, so to speak...

EDIT: Granted, a lot of them are bone idol! :lol:

:thumbsup:

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EDIT: Granted, a lot of them are bone idol!  :lol:

:thumbsup:

that's good some of the time! If you speed past and they can't be bothered to chase you!

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You don't need to be built like Arnie to point a speed radar device. The new one's are so light and ergonomic that a child could do it - A feeble child with a calcium deficiency who hasn't eaten for days !

More and more of our officers over here are firearm trained now though. It's sad but getting necessary. There are hotspots for Gun crime around the country, but it's not countrywide - hopefully it never will be.

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To qualify for particular careers within the Police force, you have to under go a rigorous training regime and meet certain criteria. Don't underestimate someone who looks small/thin - stealth & stamina can be far more effective than brawn, especially when a situation requires diplomacy.

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I think the english police should beef up a bit and be given powers to beat the living s :censor: t out of all the little chav/pond-scum/theiving pikey kids. Let them learn fear and respect that way - coz their folks aren't teaching it to them!

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Being English we use our brains first and brawn last until push comes to shove then you will see one of the best Police forces in action!

Don’t under estimate the Police in the UK.

To quote your first line of your post, this is going to sound funny and I'm hoping no one takes offence to this but I’ve noticed Americans should put their brain in gear before opening their mouths  :thumbsup:

You may be surprised how many Police are armed but it’s not in your face macho BS like some countries.

Totally agree with that :thumbsup:

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This is going to sound funny and I'm hoping no one takes offense to this, but I've noticed the several times I've been to England that your police seem to be considerably less brawny then ours.

Well, what's the average weight of an American - compared to a brit?!

Saying that, we're catching up - at least I'm doing my bit.

A couple of my mates have joined the police, and they're both bigger than me, and so are the other officers I've seen them working with. I'm 6'1" and 16 stone (225lbs ish - might be wrong!), so in my experience policemen are fairly big.

Haven't been to America to to compare them - and I'm assuming it wouldn't be fair to use the stereotypical fat lazy stupid donut eating examples on tv?!

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