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First of all I would like to congratulate Skoda on being voted 'Europes most reliable car firm' :rolleyes:

however in the article I read it had some crakin jokes, so I thought I would share them with you all!

Q.Whats do you call a Skoda with a sun roof?

A.A skip

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Q.How do you double the value of a Skoda?

A.Fill it with petrol

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Q.Why does a Skoda have a rear-window heater?

A.To keep your hands warm when your pushing it

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Q.What is the difference between a Skoda and the flu?

A.You can get rid of the flu

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Q.Why do Skodas have a rear-screen wiper?

A.To remove the flys that crash in to it

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Q.What do you call a Skoda with a long aerial?

A.A dodgem

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Does anybody know any jokes for toyota?

I hoped you enjoyed them as much as I did :D !

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what do you call a skoda at the top of a hill?

a miracle

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man picks up his new skoda from the dealership and drives off

20mins later hes back

''i want a refund''

''why sir what is the problem''

''i only got to 76 up the hill''

''blimey'' says the rep ''thats good going in a skoda to get to 76 up the hill''

man ''yeah but i live at 95''

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young lad walking home from school and a car pulls up along side him

''want a lift?''

''no thanks'' says the lad and walks on

''come on! ill give you some sweets...''

''no leave me alone'' he persists

''come on jump in and ill buy get you a playstaion''

the lad stops and looks at the car

''look dad you boght a skoda, you live with it, now sod off''

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young lad walking home from school and a car pulls up along side him

''want a lift?''

''no thanks'' says the lad and walks on

''come on! ill give you some sweets...''

''no leave me alone'' he persists

''come on jump in and ill buy get you a playstaion''

the lad stops and looks at the car

''look dad you boght a skoda, you live with it, now sod off''

Thats class Rob! I love it! :lol::lol:

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Does anybody know any jokes for toyota?

Don't seem to be any. I did a google search and the best I found was this pathetic attempt:-

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Toyota !

Toyota who ?

Toyata be a law against such awful jokes !

However I did find the New Zeland Hilux advert and game which I'd not seen before. It has a soundtrack that could be considered NWS so I've posted it here in the Gold Car Park form. If you can't access that then you can probably find it via Google.

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bloke at the side of the road with his broken down skoda

his mate drives past in his ferrari and kindly pulls over and offers him a tow to the garage

''if im going to fast, just pip your horn, flash your lights'' his mate says

taking a steady drive along the road a 911 pulls along side the 'rari and starts blipping the engine revs

not to be outdone and forgetting about the skoda the 'rari gears down and boots it

meanwhile two cops are in a T5 at the side of the road when the two cars come screaming past

the cops radio back....

''your not gonna believe this but weve just seen two street racers in a 911 and ferrari, must be in excess of 150mph and theres a skoda behind them pipping his horn trying to get past!''

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