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SOCIALISM:

You have 2 cows; You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:

You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FACISM:

You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:

You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and shoots you.

EUROPEAN BUREAUCRATISM:

You have 2 cows; The Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other,

and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

You have 2 cows; You sell one and buy a bull. Your Herd multiplies and

the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other one to produce the

milk of 4 cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow

dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows: You go on strike because you want 3 cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an

ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a

Clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You

count them again and learn that you have 42 cows. You count them again

and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another

bottle of Vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full

employment, high Bovine productivity, and arrest the journalist who

reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

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A JAPANESE CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an

ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a

Clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.

How true can that be?! :lol::lol:

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