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From Barclays:

Barclay's Bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new

Drive-thru" cash point machines where our customers will be able to

withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable our customers

to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive

behavioral studies to come up with appropriate procedures for their

use. Please read the procedures that apply to you and remember them.

PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Wind down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Wind up window.

7. Drive off.

PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with cash

machine.

3. Re-start the stalled engine.

4. Wind down the window.

5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate

card.

6. Turn the radio down.

7. Attempt to insert card into machine.

8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its

excessive distance from the car.

9. Insert card.

10. After "Invalid Card" is displayed - Remove the aforementioned

"Marks & Spencer's" Charge card and insert correct Cash Point card

11. Remove Cash Point Card

12. Re-insert Cash Point card the right way up.

13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the

inside back page.

14. Enter PIN.

15. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN.

16. Enter amount of cash required.

17. Check make-up in rear view mirror.

18. Retrieve cash and receipt.

19. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

20. Place receipt in back of cheque book.

21. Re-check make-up.

22. Drive forward 2 meters.

23. Reverse back to cash machine.

24. Retrieve card.

25. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the

slot provided.

26. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

27. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

28. Release hand brake.

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:lol:

There's another thing I don't get about girls and atms either: when a man wants to check his balance and then withdraw cash, he only has to put the card in once. Why do women need to take the card out half way through and then put it back in again for the next transaction?!!

Somebody please explain it to me :D

Paul.

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Oh how very true if it were to happen  :lol:  :thumbsup:

it does!

sometimes i have to get some bar from the ATM on the way to work amd im ALWAYS in a rush

i can guarantee there will be some dopey woman in front who HAS to go through EVERY option there posiibly is on the machine, and WHY do you constantly put your card in and do ONE thing, then another, then another!

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:lol:

There's another thing I don't get about girls and atms either: when a man wants to check his balance and then withdraw cash, he only has to put the card in once.  Why do women need to take the card out half way through and then put it back in again for the next transaction?!!

Somebody please explain it to me  :D

Paul.

I don't do that, card goes in once and once only..balance check, then press "yes" for other service & withdraw cash ;)

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