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Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

So you're a feminist....Isn't that cute!

I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.

Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

Montana -- At least our cows are sane!

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better..

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else.

Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I've killed with my gun.

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When I was over a few years ago I got my Dad one that said:-

"For a small town this one sure has a lot of [bottom]holes"

thinking it would be put in a drawer and be forgotten about... It took him about 3 minutes to attach it to the back of his RAV :ph34r:


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