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While I was driving to work the other morning on the Interstate, I

looked over to

my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65

mph with her

face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she

was halfway

over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I

dropped my

electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

in all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my

knees

against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from

my ear which fell

into the coffee

between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn

phone,soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers !

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While I was driving to work the other morning on the Interstate, I

looked over to

my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65

mph with her

face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she

was halfway

over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I

dropped my

electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

in all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my

knees

against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from

my ear which fell

into the coffee

between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn

phone,soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers !

Whats an interstate!! :wacko::wacko::wacko::wacko::wacko::wacko::wacko::wacko::wacko::wacko:

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While I was driving to work the other morning on the Interstate, I

looked over to

my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65

mph with her

face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she

was halfway

over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I

dropped my

electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

in all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my

knees

against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from

my ear which fell

into the coffee

between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn

phone,soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers !

!Removed! HELL an American who says Trousers instead of paaants ;) (only kidding fella)

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it knocked my cell phone away from

my ear which fell

into the coffee

between my legs

Your ear fell into the coffee, that gota hurt :P :D

Seen this one before, get them sent to email at work all the time, still funny - and scarely almost true

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true so true. :lol::lol:

Right dawesy thats why you let a woman drive your precious baby to JAE is it?

I hardly ever crash, i've been known to run over the odd person but only when they get in my way! :lol:

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