End Of Month

[Red Yaris 54]

A son asks his dad “what is the difference between ‘theoretically’ and ‘realistically’?”

Dad thinks for a while and says.

.”Ask Mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid?”

The boy comes back and tells his Dad that Mum said yes. The Dad now asks the son to ask his sister if she would sleep with the coalman for 2 million quid? Again the boy comes back and says yes.

Dad now says:

“ Well son there’s your answer - theoretically we are sitting on three million quid but realistically we are living with a couple of slags!”

[GIDDLEPIN]

[DaveSR]

Funny

[finallyanameicanuse]

LOL! Yep, thats quality.

[Gareth B]

LOL cheers that brightened up the end of my shift

[toyota rally]

top :D :D

[Chuck04]