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20 Correct - Genius

17 Correct - Above Normal

15 Correct - Normal

8 Correct - Nincompoop

6 Correct - Moron

3 Correct - Idiot

QUESTIONS

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern

exposure. A big bear walks by, what colour is the bear? Why?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

12. I have two US coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there

was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

20. What was the President's name in 1950?

****************** Answers ****************

1. Yes

2. One

3. All of them (12)

4. The beggar is her sister.

5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead.

6. 6

7. No - because he is dead.

8. They aren't playing each other.

9. 70

10. White. The house is at the North Pole so it is a polar bear.

11. 2

12. 50 cent piece and a nickel. (The other one is a nickel)

13. The match.

14. Half way. Then he is running out of the woods.

15. 1 Hour

16. 9

17. None - Noah took them on the ark.

18. Meat

19. 12

20. Same as it is now.

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Got them all, except your answer for 20 is wrong, dont think barack obama was pres in 1950

also 14 could be 1 of 2 answers, yours and the length of a dog and he is therefore in the woods so running through not into

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Got them all, except your answer for 20 is wrong, dont think barack obama was pres in 1950

Got to dissagree there.................Harry S Trueman was his name in 1950............Harry S Trueman died in 1972 and was buried as Harry S Trueman............So Raistlins answer is right :thumbsup:

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All of them, except number 9 :(

Raistlin, I have a hunch that you are an addict of Cryptic Crossword puzzles, like myself :D

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I got 20 out of 20 right which according to this I'm a genius when in fact I've just seem this quiz about 2000 times

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i must be a idiot!!! :( i only got one!!!!

Not in the least, Hun :lol:

All you need is a warped mind :thumbsup:

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i must be a idiot!!! :( i only got one!!!!

Even idiots get 3 right ;)

ooooooooowwwww :( im that special am not even on the scale!!!

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i must be a idiot!!! :( i only got one!!!!

Even idiots get 3 right ;)

ooooooooowwwww :( im that special am not even on the scale!!!

Sorry, tried to resist, couldn't

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i must be a idiot!!! :( i only got one!!!!

Even idiots get 3 right ;)

ooooooooowwwww :( im that special am not even on the scale!!!

Sorry, tried to resist, couldn't

I only got that last question wrong! how is it the same president as it is now? Obama dad was never president lol :unsure:

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i must be a idiot!!! :( i only got one!!!!

Even idiots get 3 right ;)

ooooooooowwwww :( im that special am not even on the scale!!!

Sorry, tried to resist, couldn't

I only got that last question wrong! how is it the same president as it is now? Obama dad was never president lol :unsure:

Yer right ,you know! Barak wasn't born 59 years ago :thumbsup: Though, in fairness, when Raistlin posted the thread, Bush was still in Office, so it applied to him :D

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