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What Makes 100% ?


Raistlin
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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K - 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E - 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E - 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T - 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a*s kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G - 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,

It's the Bulls**t and A*s kissing that will put you over the top

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Creeping helps too :thumbsup: :lol2:

I bow to your greater knowledge :yes:

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[PEDANT_MODE]

If A thru Z = 100% of the alphabet then using A = 1 thru Z = 26 gives 351 as the 100% total. Therefore 98 as a % of 351 is 27.92%...

HARDWORK = 27.92%

KNOWLEDGE = 27.35%

ATTITUDE = 28.49%

BULL***** = 29.34%

ASSKISSING = 33.61%

Which means no amount of hard work, knowledge, attitude, BS or Akicking will make you good enough to get a pay rise or bonus (unless you are a Banker or Politician).

[/PEDANT_MODE]

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