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  1. i agree with ya Fidgits, but it is the best of what they have built since, so it is best looking car IMO they have built in years
  2. yea i read that earlyer in the week, they are planning to stock pile them in dealer stocks before the deadline. it only effects cars imported after the deadline, only prob is the factory is flat out as it is trying to keep up with demand. have to say the hard top is the best looking car IMO they have built in years. anyway i think the reason for this is so men can tell there wives it unsafe for them to be in the car and go off with the lads for a pint, stranger things have happened
  3. CAMSHAFT

    Failte!

    what kinda thinks would ye like? maybe something simple to start off with maybe meet up somewhere for a Pint and a chat, maybe athlone? well it is the centre, not to far for most of us i know its a bit far for you barry, so i`m open to suggestion
  4. he had to use the key to get poke down the evidence :!Removed!:
  5. he doing the full job for a 24 bottles of Bulmers (its not Magners :ffs: ) and he is a friend, ill wait till he is finished. as for the other story i`d say ya can put the bits together yourself, the Carina Key should be the give away
  6. do abeedays (cant spell you know the things you sit on to was ur botty are a barry white) have hot and cold taps. o that could be painful, but so funny Do you mean a bidet?? Yes they have hot and cold, my parents house came with one, it's just got a standard mixer, but I think you are supposed to fill it up first like you do with the bath - so you test how hot it is - Only ever used it for cleaning dog **** off my shoe! yea thats it, i know of a funny story about one of them, a guy staying in his new girlfriends house for the first time, 3 bottles of wine, a bad curry, in a hurry in the dark and a Carina E key but its just about fit for gold
  7. do abeedays (cant spell you know the things you sit on to was ur botty are a barry white) have hot and cold taps. o that could be painful, but so funny
  8. I was doing a bit of DIY at home over the Last few weeks and i had a Plummer in to re-plum the bathroom, now i know the fella and i know he is no Cowboy. what he did was fit the Hot Tap on the Right and the Cold on the Left, but all the other Taps in the House are the Other way round. after chatting for awhile he said that the rest of mind where wrong but after having a look at other peoples Taps ive noticed that most of them have there Taps like i have, as in Hot Tap on the Left. so i was wondering is there are right or wrong and what way are yours.
  9. Damm i missed this, if ye are still at it i`m up for it
  10. yea it Frank Kelly, the man is so gifted and so funny. he has done alot more that just Father Jack. Karma PM me you e-mail address and i`ll mail it to ya , ya have to keep mammy happy . its a realplayer file if thats ok
  11. Hangover Ratings 1 star hangover No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls. However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a bag of fries. 2 star hangover No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you hug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails. 3 star hangover Slight headache. Stomach feels crap. You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive. Anytime a girl or lad walks by you gag because the perfume/aftershave reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 am. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a kebab and a litre of coke watching daytime TV. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 6 chicken nuggets and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once. 4 star hangover You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but you smell of socks, and you can't hide the fact that you (depending on your gender) either missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, or, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems. Your teeth have their own individual sweaters. Your eyes look like one big vein and your hairstyle makes you look like a reject from a second-grade class circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one of the following - home time, a cheeseburger and somewhere to be alone, or a Time Machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before. You scare small children in the street just by walking past them. 5 star hangover You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last drop of moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe ..... very gently. 6 star hangover You arrive home and climb into bed. Sleep comes instantly, as you were fighting it all the way home in the taxi. You get about 2 hours sleep until the noises inside your head wake you up. You notice that your bed has been cleared for take off and is flying relentlessly around the room. No matter what you do you now, you're going to chuck. You stumble out of bed and now find that your room is in a yacht under full sail. After walking along the skirting boards on alternating walls knocking off all the pictures, you find the toilet. If you are lucky you will remember to lift the lid before you spontaneously explode and wake the whole house up with your impersonation of walrus mating calls. You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived. Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark. With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent. You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion. It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair. You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital. Work is simply not an option. The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving. You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed. OK, now hands up all those who have never had a six star hangover!! Thought so!!
  12. I love this it always puts a smile on my face, as i alway fell the same as in it starts off like a good idea. but by the end i`m always glad its all over till i hear this, O yea a bowl of sherry triffle to the first person who knows is the voice behind it, ya will be kicking yourself when you find out, ya will (clue). you will need Realplayer to play it. Christmas Countdown
  13. ← highly doubtful ← if ye could not even get the last Turbo, there is no way ye will get the new one, if they even make one, a Turbo would create interest but it would never sell. like there is already a mk.1 Turbo Vitz and how many have being imported and are on here NONE, so if we are not even bother making the effort to import one and we are ment to be the "HARDCORE" Yaris fans then why should Toyota, it will not sell.
  14. the Bugatti Veyron is like Jessica simpson, both are High maintenance both are not what you called beautifully both more no sense, there just tick, but my god I’d still give my first born to have a ride in/on either of them
  15. your my kinda Customer "drive her like its stolen"
  16. if at first you don`t suceed,..................................................... .......................... just keep posting over and over just in case people did not see it the first time
  17. if i type in my name all i get is cams, but if you type in Turbo Yaris or HKS Yaris in Images or Web you get my car
  18. i just remember i even brought it to JAE to wash the car and we used it as a ice bucket for the beers, i tell ya endless uses
  19. This is a problem for all manufactures; you see they have to pay the governments of the countries for the rights to use the OS maps. So the more up to date the map the more it costs, so it’s a cost issue. if more people bought more sat nav systems for the Prius then Toyota can justify paying the extra cost for a more up to date map, so until then I afraid there is nothing you can do. you shoud live in Ireland if go by my sat nav i drive all of the time across fields, now i know and ye know my Yaris is no 4x4
  20. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ AS THE MAN SAYS
  21. What do you think is the best invention that has being created that makes YOUR life easier. Something that is so simple that without it would make life alot harder and just a complete misery. for me its the galvanized staneless steel bucket This is the greatest thing ever, the one I have I have for the last 10 years now. I use it for everything, if something is too high I turn it up and stand on it to reach for what I want. On a cold day I fill it with warm water to rinse the car windscreen. Now on these long cold evening it gets used to carry Turf in for the fire to keep the house warm. in the long hot summer days in summer its used everyday to dig up spuds and other veg in the Garden to be eaten for dinnear and best of all I used it to wash my pride and joy the thing I wake everyday for, O and the car aswell. It can be used for so many things without it I’d be so lost, for me it the greatest thing ever the galvanized staneless steel bucket Image used for Illustration purposes only, not my actual bucket
  22. CAMSHAFT

    Failte!

    Just wondering is there any more of us around, I tell ya we will take over , so if ye have any suggestion of thing to do well, post it up. So if ya like to tell who you are and where you from. So ill start I’m Robbie and I’m in Kildare.
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